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‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Today I am in love with myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gILr3eERrOA

More so than usual anyways.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

I don't understand you, hypocrites.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Natural red heads are often refereed to as "burning bushes" in the crotch area...

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Bedtime.

Goodnight guys.

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my fucking softball team went the yankees to the bad news bears in 1 fucking week...and it happened to have been during the playoffs...

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Check out my website: http://www.artistzero.com

"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

Can't trust anyone. Eep.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Pretty sure I've got heat vision. How else could I have boiled that pot of water?

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All the things we wanted each other to be we'll never be.

To all the 4 ladies out there, take this advice to the bank because it is gold!

If the guy finds you attractive he will be willing to forgive a lot. How much? If you put him in the friend zone but then give him the ok for dating all is forgiven. If you show side boob he'll probably be willing to donate a kidney too. I don't know why you would need a kidney but never turn down free things.

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All the things we wanted each other to be we'll never be.

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Changed my mind, I no longer wish to share that thought

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

It's days like today that cause me to wonder what fuck a guy with a lineage stretching back 1,000 generations, born and bred in the Mediterranean region and the Middle East, is doing in this unforgiving foreign climate...

I can already feel the seasonal affective disorder seeping in - The profound sense of desolation; isolation. Futility.

Times like these cause me to say: "I fucking hate winter. I fucking hate Buffalo."

And the "fun" hasn't even begun, yet. I find it a horrible prospect to look forward to the coming six months, without sunlight; without warmth.

I already feel like an alien - Dropped on the wrong fucking planet.

Drop the fucking puck, already - I need Hockey like a junkie needs heroin. It gets me through the worst of it. And without it, I'd go mad.

Sounds like the speech I preached ad nauseum until I relocated to South Florida 20 years ago. Keep one thing in mind, though...no matter where you go, there you are. Someone hated life in the Middle East, maybe hated the desert climate, too, and got the fuck out. People in every location on earth bitch about the weather and think it's better someplace else, only to learn that when they go someplace else the people STILL long for the weather they once new.

Glean the good, fuck the bad, and when it becomes too much to bear make yourself a cocktail and have a laugh with a friend.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Them ind is awake and ready to go...however the body is supremely pissed off that I have no coffee and is in an all out campaign to convince the brain to walk it back to the bedroom.

Who needs to shower when you wake up to a house that is 58 degrees. It was just a tad bit chilly in here this morning.

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

I think the the most difficult part of growing-up - I mean REALLY growing-up and coming to terms with one's existence - is learning not to wish for that which is impossible, or one is too lazy, complacent, or underacheiving, to earn for one's self.

"Better to light a candle, than to curse the darkness" or, just learn to live in the darkness.

Cynical, ain't it - But, at least it's brutally honest and dismisses any false expectations.

Can I get a letter for school? I didn't do my homework and I figured I could blame the forum.

I really wish the damn guinea pig would stop pooping in her food bowl. If I don't fish the turds out she won't eat and the food gets wasted, that shit is not cheap.

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

Perfectly analogous to the plight of the Buffalo sports fan.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.