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peteythedancingsabre
PostPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:47 pm 
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Don't worry, I've changed the toilet seat. The one there wasn't robust enough to handle my power dumps.

Neither is the plumbing to be honest. That's on my list of repairs....


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Squanto
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Hey, I'm 32. I meet the arbitrary standard for maturity.


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Melly317
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Squanto wrote:
Don't worry, I've changed the toilet seat. The one there wasn't robust enough to handle my power dumps.

Neither is the plumbing to be honest. That's on my list of repairs....


when you're done there, cane you come fix the plumbing in phils place? i've clogged it from pissing.

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motzie12ak
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Squanto wrote:
Hey, I'm 32. I meet the arbitrary standard for maturity.


well hey! you beat the over 30 restriction!


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mechaphil
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Squanto wrote:
Hey, I'm 32. I meet the arbitrary standard for maturity.

YELL AT HIM! HE'S 32! HE'S A MAN!

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motzie12ak
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I'm about to lay down the law all over the place!


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acrossthelines
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What's weird is that I'm pretty sure most of the people bashed for teenage angst are not even teenagers lol (OK the whole thing is weird but you know).

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backthatSASSup
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Yeah. I have no idea what a real man is.


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motzie12ak
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men are men because they have penises and that is why they are not women.


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peteythedancingsabre
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motzie12ak wrote:
men are men because they have penises and that is why they are not women.


And that's all you need to know in life.


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acrossthelines
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What's a penis?

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Skyline_BNR34
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Squanto wrote:
Hey, I'm 32. I meet the arbitrary standard for maturity.

Haha, Well I don't meet the standard for maturity at all. I'm shy of 12 years.

Oh well, I'd rather be an immature teenager then an old fart who likes to bicker with teenagers about immaturity on the internet.

I'd much prefer to be that teenager. :lol: :lol:

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Wozniak
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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
mechaphil wrote:
backthatSASSup wrote:
I'm all ears.

What Missy said. Jim's Steakout farts are HEINOUS!


i entered a hot wing eating contest once. i won. i ate 50. anyways, im pretty sure i farted blood for the next week.

i went to a Wing Fest here in Chicago and downed 45ish wings of varying flavors (some were fucked up) and hottness (some tasted like bad fire) in a couple hrs and had burning shits for the next 5 days. it was horrible.

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motzie12ak
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peteythedancingsabre wrote:
motzie12ak wrote:
men are men because they have penises and that is why they are not women.


And that's all you need to know in life.


we should make a book of inspiring life quotes that we've said.


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peteythedancingsabre
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motzie12ak wrote:
peteythedancingsabre wrote:
we should make a book of inspiring life quotes that we've said.


Most of which would come from you. ;)


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Skyline_BNR34
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motzie12ak wrote:
peteythedancingsabre wrote:
motzie12ak wrote:
men are men because they have penises and that is why they are not women.


And that's all you need to know in life.


we should make a book of inspiring life quotes that we've said.

Women are vaginas and that is all guys want and a few sandwichs also, which all women must be in the kitchen to do.

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CriminallyVu1gar wrote:
No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

Rud wrote:
As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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backthatSASSup
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acrossthelines wrote:
What's a penis?


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Wozniak
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backthatSASSup wrote:
Yeah. I have no idea what a real man is.

should i show you ;)

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motzie12ak
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peteythedancingsabre wrote:
motzie12ak wrote:
peteythedancingsabre wrote:
we should make a book of inspiring life quotes that we've said.


Most of which would come from you. ;)


Don't sell yourself short. You've said some deep shit before too!
Let me think of something...... umm...
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motzie12ak
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backthatSASSup wrote:
acrossthelines wrote:
What's a penis?


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I've seen bigger


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