...I'll have some celery and carrot sticks, and a glass of V-8, please...gotta fool myself into thinking that I can do "the right thing", at least every once in a while.

Well I'm not it ya perv. lol

Naaaahhhh...."Escorts" mean condoms. I hate using condoms. *blech*

Skip the escorts, I'm looking for my own "sweety" to keep me warm, all winter.

No blow-up dolls.

Someone who can wake me with warm banana bread and a cup of coffee on a cold Sunday morning in January.

Someone who can look at me, and bust out laughing, in line at WalMart.

A boozy chick, with a wicked-smutty sense of humor and a laugh like a sailor.

...I know I'm asking far too much. But, what's the point in compromise?

i miss them so much. I mean with other foods I was lucky enough to have a good friend of the family who runs a pizza, wing and sub shop give me recipes for steak and cheese subs and wings but pizza logs are pre made...I am missing them big time. I mostly miss being able to pick up the phone and have huge orders of great food withing the hour. I'm limited to crappy chain pizza and forget about wings....they all sucks out here

No blow-up dolls.

Someone who can wake me with warm banana bread and a cup of coffee on a cold Sunday morning in January.

Someone who can look at me, and bust out laughing, in line at WalMart.

A boozy chick, with a wicked-smutty sense of humor and a laugh like a sailor.

...I know I'm asking far too much. But, what's the point in compromise?

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