Um...yeah. I *have* served. I was in the Marine Corps for 6 and a half years. I have a civilian perspective because I can uncover my eyes. I don't think I unnecessarily ragged on any one service; some people are just enamored with one service or another for some reason (we have allegiance to our own).
EDIT - I slammed the Army with this sentence, but I'm not going to get into an internet pissing match.
Your take on the Army sounds like an infantryman's position. The Marine Corps' infantry is the same way - if they're not deployed they're training, or waiting to train. We all have to take gear we'll never use (ground forces, anyways). Just gotta learn to SITFU.
EDIT - Another Army dig here.
Back to discussion about the services, what 2 jobs are you talking about in reference to the Navy? I'm hoping Corpsman is one of them (I would assume you consider the Army's Medics among those top 5 respected as well. If not, we've gotta have a serious discussion. Corpsmen and medics keep people alive).
With all the services, once you're in, you're going to find yourself disgusted with some of the other people that they let in (and you get to call your brethren). The longer you're in, the more disgusted you will be of what the new members of your service look and act like.
Housing. When I say base housing, I mean both bachelor's quarters (i.e. barracks, but they're more like dorms than the open squad bay you may think of when you hear the term barracks) and base housing (for married folk). The Army's base housing (from the bases I've seen) sucks. I've never seen Air Force base housing. The Navy's housing has been revamped considerably in the past 10 years, as has the Marine Corps'. The only thing I can say is that in the Navy or Marine Corps, as a new sailor or Marine, don't expect to see home a lot. You'll be training and deploying.
Bonuses. Pretty much all services will give you a bonus, with the exception of the Air Force. Unless you want to be a PJ or some other crazy-ass job, they get to be picky.
Jobs. Well, when it comes to jobs, it's all about timing. For every job you consider, the service has to have a need for someone to perform that job. Sometimes the timing is just wrong - they may not need one this month, but three months from now they might need ten, and in that case, they might be willing to shell out some cash to get you to join.
So, like I originally said, you hold all the chips. Get as much as you can getting in, because once you're in, you can't go back

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ksquier89 wrote:
Holy fucking fuck...Boyes couldn't suck a dick if it landed in his mouth.