I always wanted to start a thread in which the word douche had to be incorporated into every comment, but I would always seemed to get douche nozzled every time I tried.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Yea well, those douches bags should have just left you alone

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mechaphil

I thought this was a Joe Wilson thread. I was mistaken.

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All the things we wanted each other to be we'll never be.

"Summer's Eve" - Didn't Shakespeare write that?

Well played ETC...well played

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Hold my beer and watch this...

Andy said that on Hell's Kitchen the other day!!! He was totally not cut out to be a chef, but I really wanted Suzanne to go. She is pure evil, I tell you.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

ATTENTION SABRES: who are you people??!?



http://sabresbecause.tumblr.com

wait, i thought douche had to be used in every post. was I the only one who read the directions?

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

No, I did too but some people seemed to want to douche around (kidding HiL!)

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mechaphil

douche douche douche....there I have filled my quotient for the night.

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

Someone posted this before; I found it comical:

douche-douche music

Utterly uninteresting repetitive music with a strong base-line listened to by people who have an over-inflated sense of themselves. Often listened to by young men in cars.

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

But I quoted someone that said douche!

Well see now I said it anyway.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

ATTENTION SABRES: who are you people??!?



http://sabresbecause.tumblr.com

some douche on Rte 5 today, while speeding and driving like a fucking tard, came into my lane right upto my bumper, then decided to go into the unoccupied left lane to pass me.

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

I had this fuck on my bumper, so I stopped at the light and being the rational individual that I am, promptly put it in park, got out, and asked the fuckin puke WTF....his bitch G/f called the cops....this douche cop told me I couldnt get out of my truck and get in someones face like that. I asked this douche should we wait until this fuck rear ended someone and put them in the hospital first.....the fucking douche cop said, "well if that happens then we will ticket him." WTF WFT WTF! AFTER HE HURTS SOMEONE?!?!?!?!?!?!? GRRRRRRR.

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

I thought this was the Kayne west thread.

Synonymy at its epitome.....

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

I think this works.

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no douchery on my way home, low key drivers are great

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

You behave here Markus or I'll wave my Good Witch of the east Wand over you. I will admit you have been well behaved this far XXOO. Keep it up Markus and you can stay. Fuck up and you are gone.

Mel... I thought you were Syracuse based.............. tonawanda?

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

K... you are the best!

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin