Yep

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LMFAO

Alexander S. Bauer EATING CHAPAGNE FORNICATE DUCKLING COMMENSE COMMUNIST BLUE FORKNESS GREEN SPAM SHOVING LAUGHING ELEPHANT

first ever FB status update. I'm special.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

Niiiiice.

That reminds me of my "fart nugget buttbucket portapotty douchenozzle" status from like... uhh, a couple weeks before last semester ended. I only remember it because I have used it as a fake insult many times since then. Also with turd burglar added for good measure.

I hated when statuses HAD to begin with the word "is." I rarely update with what I'm actually doing at the moment, soooo.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

I'm going to try and find my first status update.

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Accidentally walked in on my sister kissing her bf on the porch, and immediately walked away.

When she came inside, I told her to wash her face. She responded by coming near me lips pursed. I responded by licking my hand and hitting her in the forehead.

win.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

Haha, my dad doesn't like the fact I'm dating a girl 4 years younger than myself, my mom is alright with it, and she said she thinks my dad thinks I only want her for some poontang right now.

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I wish I knew all my friends that I know now when we were 1-12 years old. I wish this often.

Edit:
Why is everyone on Xbox eleven years old.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

I remember yelling at some kid because he talked like a 5 year old... and then he handed the mic to his dad. Mind thought

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

I am fairly certain that my death will be caused by a woman, in some way shape or form...

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

i didnt really want you to see that, ill be more discrete with her next time.

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I have a new cousin. Weeeee. I think this is the last one. Maybe one more, but I doubt it 'cause my uncle's in his forties and the rest of my aunts and uncles are all 45-60.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

please tell me your mom actually used the word pootang.

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Check out my website: http://www.artistzero.com

"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

weeeeeeeee

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"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

Spam mail is ridiculous.

I AM NOT A SINGLE BLACK MALE

Edit:
And oh my gosh my baby cousin's middle name is Michael. ENOUGH WITH THAT NAME IN MY FAMILY ALREADY. It's my grandfather's name, my uncle's name, my brother's middle name, another cousin's middle name... Stop iiiiiit. And then our old neighbor's name is Michael, and he had three sons that all had the middle name Michael, and I may as well have been related to them, too, when I was a kid. Sheesh.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

GFD Ferret. He's like a goddamned auto fatality - he's a train wreck but I can't look away.

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mechaphil

okay, no homework for me tonight. I'm reading some Douglas Adams.

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hockey mask is sanded, primed and ready to go.

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"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

so last summer i dated this girl for a while, only she didnt think it was dating apparently, we went to a bar, and she ended up going home with some dude. i was pretty bitter. but then the bitch has me give them a ride to her car. being a pussy, i did it, and cut ties. except she asked why we i stopped talking to her, and i told her, and literally cut ties.

fast forward to last week. im at a bar with a friend, who introduced up, and he has her come up. well, she tries to talk to me, and i am polite, and give short answers, because, yeah, im annoyed cause i got played. well, last night my friend calls her, has her come over. and she asks whose there, and she says everyone, and as soon as she hears my name, she goes "oh, wait nevermind. he makes me uncomfortable. hes an asshole."

so that sent me off. IM the asshole? you played me like a fiddle, and have the audacity to make me look like the asshole?

so i texted her, where do you get off blaming me and saying IM the asshole. IM the one who cut ties, YOU are the one who fucked up. i let it go, and now your just being a bitch. and she replies. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CREATE DRAMA? to which i replied that she created the drama, im setting the record straight.

then she said i wasnt a man, but a boy. probably.

but that pissed me off. i know i shouldnt care, but the irrational bullshit needed to be set straight.

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I remember you telling us that shit. That bitch is cold.

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