oh and she wrote a FB status about how i was a boy and she needs a man. im SO tempted to write something to make her look like the slut.

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LOS LINKS!!!!!!!!!!

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

I just read the scandal section of Roscoe Arbuckle's Wikipedia page and oh my gosh that poor dude.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Back to Buffalo today, until Saturday Morning.

Goals:

Sabres Draft Party, Take Exam Friday morning, Find a job, Get smashed watching Team USA advance in WC...priorities in that order.

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

Today is graduation!

It just occurred to me last night that I should've gotten a vuvuzela to play when I walk across the stage. That would've been a hoot! Bzzbzzbzbzbzzzbzzzzbzzbzzbzbz!

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

ATTENTION SABRES: who are you people??!?



http://sabresbecause.tumblr.com

leaving the sunroof partially open + typhoon-like rain=fail

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"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

Ouch, good luck with that.

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they only buzz when used in high volumes. one or two just sounds like a deaf guy yelling incoherently.

still, im getting one.

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Nobody did anything remotely interesting at my graduation.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Was that just a minor earthquake? Shit was shaking for no reason.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

I've heard other people ask the same thing...I felt nothing though. I just walked in from outside and it's so windy I probably wouldn't have noticed.

Yeah I think I felt it too.

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people here felt it too.

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I thought it was just a truck or something outside my house.

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i was listening to daughters, so... thats what i thought was rumbling my loins.

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Wow, I just called Wal-Mart about my application, apparently the assessment test score I got wasn't good enough?

I don't understand, I've seen the people who work at that Wal-Mart and I know I have an IQ way higher than them, and not as creepy as some of them.

I still hate those online tests anyways. You would think a face to face interview would be better especially when you put your availability to ANY. You would think a little test online wouldn't matter?

Oh well, I've heard Wal-Mart sucks to work for anyways.

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I've lied about my actual personality on those tests that they make you take to get a job at pretty much any chain retailer because my actual personality is basically like LOL WE'RE NOT HIRING YOU but my work personality is pretty decent. Still never got the job.

Also I was sitting on my bed online when that earthquake happened and was ridiculously confused for a good bit because it felt like someone was under my bed shaking it, but, um. Yeah. I'm an idiot and didn't realize it was an earthquake.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

I mean, I'm a very pleasant person and will do anything someone asks. I don't understand how they can determine who you are from never meeting you.

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I have on two occasions been told right at that application kiosk that I failed the personality test portion. It's like, WTF?

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mechaphil

They do personality tests now?

I worked there when I was 18, pretty much just walked in the door and got hired on the spot.