Dicky DoLittle got a 3 YEAR extension, running through the end of the 2011 season.

He clearly wasn't fired after last season's EPIC collapse because Ralphy didn't want to eat a $9M payout to a coach he just extended. It's also unlikely that he'll be fired in season this year for the same reason.

He MIGHT get the hook after this year since it would only cost $6M. Maybe that cheap old coot could spend some of that Toronto money and hire Chucky, Cowher, or God forbid a REAL GM.

Bill Cowher KPLZTHX

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mechaphil

My bad, I thought he only got a one year one.

Read something wrong then.

Bill Cowher turned down 5 million a year to coach NC State, which is only minutes from his house.

No amount of money would lure Cowher to coach Buffalo if he didn't accept 5 Million from state, and that would have been more than what he was making in Pittsburgh.

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No amount of money would lure Cowher to coach Buffalo if he didn't accept 5 Million from state, and that would have been more than what he was making in Pittsburgh.[/quote]

I think Cowher would come here for $5m per IF he wants to coach again, AND he got full GM control. That's unlikely, since Ralph is cheap, and after giving Donahoe all that power, he feels burned and won't do it again.

*sigh*

What a fucking mess.

I don't want Cowher anyways. His record in big games is almost like Schottenheimers. The only reason he won that Super Bowl was because of the officiating, and it had to happen sooner or later.

Grab Schottenheimer or Shanahan, they're due.

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...Shanahan or Gruden. Either, or.

On a bad day, any one of these guys is still better than Wade Philips, Gregg Williams, Mike Mularkey and Dick Jauron, combined.

Expect us to "promote from within". Van Pelt or Studesville are likely next in line to carry the water for the dismal losing seasons yet to come.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

From within? I'd cast my vote with Bobby April.

How about Chuck Lester; assistant to Head Coach/Special Projects. I bet Wilson could get him at HC for $150k.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Hell, Wilson could get me for even cheaper - And I'd make sure they won a couple of fucking games, even.

It sucks when the senile owner is the ultimate guy that's gotta go.
(I know . . . I have such a firm grasp of the obvious.)

So, while uncle Ralphy is around, there will be an endless line of yes-people and mediocrity.

And then, when he's no longer with us, we'll be the Toronto Bills, ay?

The amount he'd have to pay out in fines at your rum and coke press conferences would be astronomical, though. Plus, he may not enjoy being told to go fuck himself on a regular basis.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

...You may have some valid points...

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Hold my beer and watch this...

Mutherfuckin Hilarious!!!!

Author! Author! I love it! Only in Buffalo...

Haha I love it.

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Real Fuckin Nice!!!!

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"I don't feel like Satan, but I am to them"
Neil Young

That's AMAZING!

Also, April for Head Coach!

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mechaphil

That was well done, but it made me sad.

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