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Squanto
PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:44 pm 
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Photoshop Myers' face onto this, and we'll call it even.

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The internet is full of sick fucks....look at this.

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mechaphil
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With you mentioning "TYLER MAD TYLER SMASH", I was thinking more along the lines of this:
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NYIntensity
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I would assume he would just uppercut foreheads :/

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Skyline_BNR34
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Squanto wrote:
There's something less manly about having to duck down to participate in fisticuffs.

Frankly, I have no problem with him screaming 'TYLER MAD...TYLER SMASH' while using the top of his opponents' helmet like a drum kit.

No need to try and imitate Semin fighting.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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Captain Pants
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Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
Howie Hodge wrote:
Well 5 + 7 = 12. 12 divided by 4 is 3; so he is indirectly wearing 3.... :?

No.

are you high?

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Jim Bob
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The part that really impressed me was how smooth he was with the puck on his stick.

He was dangling like a much shorter guy with a shorter stick.

It's going to be interesting to see what Regier does once Lydman is healthy and they have 8 defensemen on the roster.

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acrossthelines
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Jim Bob wrote:
The part that really impressed me was how smooth he was with the puck on his stick.

He was dangling like a much shorter guy with a shorter stick.

It's going to be interesting to see what Regier does once Lydman is healthy and they have 8 defensemen on the roster.


Oh my word, I thought you were ryanmiller'schick or whatever for a second there. I swear she had the same avatar.

WHEW.

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Jim Bob
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Oh my word, I thought you were ryanmiller'schick or whatever for a second there. I swear she had the same avatar.

WHEW.


Better?

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icehound
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LULZ!....Jim Bob, I think you were just inadvertently insulted...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Skyline_BNR34
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Captain Pants wrote:
Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
Howie Hodge wrote:
Well 5 + 7 = 12. 12 divided by 4 is 3; so he is indirectly wearing 3.... :?

No.

are you high?

Wow, you really can't get over anything, I feel sorry you.

Even if I was I'd still be able to post way more logically than you.

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CriminallyVu1gar wrote:
No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

Rud wrote:
As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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icehound
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Chillaxing. Chillaxing. Serenity Now....

No need to get all harsh-like.


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acrossthelines
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Jim Bob wrote:
acrossthelines wrote:
Oh my word, I thought you were ryanmiller'schick or whatever for a second there. I swear she had the same avatar.

WHEW.


Better?


Yay! All better! :clap:

I will forever associate that picture with her now. :lol:

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hockeyplaya00
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Squanto wrote:
Photoshop Myers' face onto this, and we'll call it even.

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The internet is full of sick fucks....look at this.

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Why in the hell did you look up Flintstones porn? :think:


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Squanto
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hockeyplaya00 wrote:
Why in the hell did you look up Flintstones porn? :think:


Google image search 'Bam-Bam' with Safesearch off. It's great amusement.


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hockeyplaya00
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Ah, I have it mildy filtered so no porn goes through, One time I searched that avatar show and I found out that it indeed has a porn collection consisting of a bunch of like 12 year old cartoon characters, does that count as child porn?

I just searched bam bam without filter and one result on the first page was a dude sucking another dude's cock....real nice.


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NYIntensity
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rbochan wrote:
Rule #34.

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Howie Hodge
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Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
mechaphil wrote:
Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
mechaphil wrote:
Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
Howie Hodge wrote:
Well 5 + 7 = 12. 12 divided by 4 is 3; so he is indirectly wearing 3.... :?

No.

Makes about as much sense as your reason

Touche Phil.

His 57 is tribute to his favorite ketchup brand.

I'll let you keep coming up with bullshit one-liners about why he wears 57 because I know I don't have any good ones hah

Haha, Maybe 57 was one of his favorite players in this league.

anyone have a league list of everyone who has ever won 57 in the NHL?


Nope; but I'm sure they're all Hall Of Famers..... :liar:

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