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mechaphil
PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:32 pm 
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Guys, I need your suggestions. I'm doing a thing to help fund an endeavor (I'm not gonna post the link here, that'd be spam. You wanna check it out, the links will be posted at my FB, Twitter, and blog), and one of the stipulations is that I offer rewards to my benefactors.

I at a serious loss for ideas. What does a guy who's broke as a joke offer up to his benefactors?

And Pat (Green), don't say blowjobs lol

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Rud
PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:33 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:33 pm 
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Offer them your time, like community service, or something, or blowjobs.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.
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mechaphil
PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:34 pm 
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OK seriously guys

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Rud wrote:
Handjobs

Bam!

Manuel labor of some sort if you're gonna be a prude and refuse to give sexual favors. Car detailing, driveway shoveling, weed-whacking, something like that.
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I was serious about your time, like help them out with something they need help with.

Nothing would show someone else that you care for their help, then offering YOUR help, especially i you politely say to them, I don't have money to offer you, but I will offer you my time for what you did for my endeavor.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

Rud wrote:
As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.
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Rud
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We're talking monetary donations, right?

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mechaphil
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Well yea, I like that idea. I just meant no to the hand/blow/foot/etc jobs

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Rud wrote:
We're talking monetary donations, right?

Yes

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Well, if it would be to support your blog, maybe offer some level of exclusive content for those who donate on there. I'm not sure if Wordpress supports that, though

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Offer them free jars of Air.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.
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PatGreen
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allow them to facebang you?

sorry but i really don't know. it'd be better to tailor something to each individual person.


Last edited by PatGreen on Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:49 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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mechaphil
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Rud wrote:
Well, if it would be to support your blog, maybe offer some level of exclusive content for those who donate on there. I'm not sure if Wordpress supports that, though

Worth looking into. I'll have to inquire about it.

I'm thinking of entering benefactors into a giveaway for hats, tees, hoodies, jerseys, a pair of tickets to a game, etc etc dependent on amount offered.

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How about a nice Cleveland Steamer? or a Rusty Trombone? Oh wait, a Cambodian Cream-sickle!!

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allow them to facebang you?

Goddammit Pat, I do not need your money so badly that I am willing to put your penis in my mouth! XD

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Rud wrote:
Handjobs


Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
or something, or blowjobs.


Stuuuuuuu wrote:
if you're gonna be a prude and refuse to give sexual favors.


X-pensfan wrote:
How about a nice Cleveland Steamer? or a Rusty Trombone? Oh wait, a Cambodian Cream-sickle!!



hahahhahah so much win...all of you get +1internetz, lmaotax free
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:53 pm 
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OK, I admit, I've been laughing pretty hard...assholes :D

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We love you Phil, it's what we're here for.

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CriminallyVu1gar wrote:
No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

Rud wrote:
As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.
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Tell them you'll suck until you're black and blue, and they feel like gold.
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Stuuuuuuu wrote:
Tell them you'll suck until you're black and blue, and they feel like gold.

WIN!!!!!

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CriminallyVu1gar wrote:
No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

Rud wrote:
As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.
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