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X-pensfan
PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:09 pm 
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Stuuuuuuu wrote:
Tell them you'll suck until you're black and blue, and they feel like gold.



I always thought the Sabres blue looked kind of purple.

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X-pensfan wrote:


I always thought the Sabres blue looked kind of purple.

On the slug jerseys yes, not on the originals though.
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ironyisadeadscene
PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:44 pm 
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what about a ZJ?

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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
what about a ZJ?

If you have to ask what a ZJ is, you probably can't afford one.

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CriminallyVu1gar wrote:
No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.
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ironyisadeadscene
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dude, you totally ruined my joke by skipping to the punchline!

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mechaphil
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I figured out what I'm gonna offer people, thanks for all the suggestions. I'll be sure to not offer sexual favors (officially).

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Skyline_BNR34
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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
dude, you totally ruined my joke by skipping to the punchline!

I'm sorry Mike, you can slap me now.

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CriminallyVu1gar wrote:
No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

Rud wrote:
As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.
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BlueandYellow
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Anal sex.

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Well yea, I like that idea. I just meant no to the hand/blow/foot/etc jobs


What about good old fashion butt sex? It's only gay if you let them cum...

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backthatSASSup
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No Jay, it's only gay if your balls touch. Cumming is totally acceptable (and encouraged).
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mechaphil
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No, it's only gay if you're the bottom.

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CriminallyVu1gar
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The exclusive content idea is a pretty good one. It doesn't have to be to specific donators. You can just say cumulatively if you get X amount, you'll do Y.

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mechaphil
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I like the idea, too, but I don't know how I'd do exclusive content. Maybe use a meta widget to allow for logging in or something.

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ironyisadeadscene
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no, its only gay if you look each other in the eyes, everyone knows this.

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CriminallyVu1gar
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mechaphil wrote:
I like the idea, too, but I don't know how I'd do exclusive content. Maybe use a meta widget to allow for logging in or something.


Yeah like I said, its tough with a non-fiction writer.

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BlueandYellow
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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
no, its only gay if you look each other in the eyes, everyone knows this.

How would you look someone in the eyes who's humping your rump?

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Well I was going to offer my excellent blowjob services but fine...just offer your time and commitment and support.

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for some reason, the thought of Fly "working" for Phil makes me want to donate.

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mechaphil
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Gimme a second, I think I have a pimp hat buried somewhere among my Irish caps and Sabres hats ;)

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mechaphil wrote:
Well yea, I like that idea. I just meant no to the hand/blow/foot/etc jobs


Whats a ZJ?

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