Biggest fail of all time??!?!

I was bored and a commercial for eharmony came on. It said the spiel about a free personality profile, and i thought to myself, "hey, bob (i call myself bob), why don't you let the internetz tell you about your personality?"

so i did, and it automatically goes to some matching screen.

if i was serious about this, i'd probably slit my wrists.

but in reality, i laughed until i cried.

come on, not one of you thought anything worth typing?

Hahaha well I lol'd but I've known about this for days now haha

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mechaphil

You're just a very unique and special person.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Harsh. I've heard of that happening to people before. I wonder why it is.

I've filled out the eHarmony thing just for the personality assessment before.I think it is somewhat of a failure, anyway. It's just a Big 5 personality test, and in the end it ended up being very wrong on my agreeableness and emotional stability and somewhat wrong on the extraversion. The fact that I am very agreeable and calm/even-tempered are probably the two most obvious things about me, but it said the opposite for both. I think it's because I have a wide range of emotions and feel them deeply, and I answered in kind, but there is nothing that distinguishes a person's merely having feelings from showing those feelings in how he reacts and stuff. I'm regularly told by several different people that they seek me out for company when they need to calm down because I have that effect or whatever, not that they avoid me because I'm too volatile. I was not impressed with their evaluation at all.

lol I just logged in for the first time since taking it... I ended up with seven matches, apparently. Woo hoo so many.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Hahahaha oh god... I wouldn't be surprised if that would happen to me if I filled out a profile too. There is this website where you submit a picture of yourself and it "analyzes" your face and tells you what celebrities you most resemble, and I tried like 7 pictures of me and it kept saying, "Sorry...we couldn't find anyone."

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

meanwhile, I look like Ryan Reynolds...

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

Same thing happened to me. And guess what? I didn't care about it either, in fact I think I clicked everything right down the middle.

match.com is where you want to go to meet girls my friend. I met this one girl, hot as hell, first date took her to benny honnas or however you spell that jap bastards name, we did it in the adjacent parking lot behind a freaking best buy lol.

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"I love that you know how to do that." Cheryl/Carol/Crystal

"And I love that I have an erection that doesn't involve homeless people." Kreiger

I clocked on ur quote link, and I thought it read "Incertion" instead of "inception". I've been drinking. lol

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"I love that you know how to do that." Cheryl/Carol/Crystal

"And I love that I have an erection that doesn't involve homeless people." Kreiger

I think while you can get a profile free at match.com, you have to pay for just about everything else.

Meanwhile okcupid and plentyoffish are completely free.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

the pickings are slim there

no luck so far

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"I love that you know how to do that." Cheryl/Carol/Crystal

"And I love that I have an erection that doesn't involve homeless people." Kreiger

I remember reading somewhere that yahoo match or whatever its called has the best female to male ratio

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

When I do those things a bunch of random Asian celebrities will pop up with Diane Lane.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

im also a corporate CEO with several ferraris, and a penis that shames a male horse.

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I had lots of luck on okc

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Hm, well I heard a news story once about how Eharmony.com is unable to match gay people, so...perhaps....ahem....

bummer

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

One could argue that it was an epic win since you didn't get roped into paying to meet some fat chick with a profile pic that made her look like Christina Hendricks.