Hahahaha I almost missed the joke when I first looked at it... 5:30 is not a good time for me to think quickly.

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

Someday I would like to quit a job, and I would like for there to be a slide for me to go down right after doing so.

People on airplanes are the worst. For the most part, everyone's polite to the flight attendants, but there are always one or two people on every flight that ruin everyone else's courtesy. Also why do people stand to get on the plane before they are supposed to do so. They could sit for another fifteen or twenty minutes... I don't know why they would rather stand. Plus, it's rude. Airports in America are too polite about it. "Please take a seat if your grouping has not yet been called." Everyone still stands around. Amsterdam? "If you are standing, sit down immediately! You are blocking people whose grouping has already been called!" Everybody sits.

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‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Dude needs to get a job on Military Charter flights.............Dude seems like he can take a lot of bullshit besides violence.


J

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Godsmack's posts are often made with little thought or consideration of others. If you find yourself offended please go to the end of the cubicle, and there you will meet Carol. She has diabetes, high blood pressure, and is a Ducks fan. She will automatically assume you are full of shit and send you away. Or you could realize that he is just a sarcastic, mean little fucker, and he rather likes it that way. Please feel free to bust his chops back. Stay Classy San Diego.

And sorry but the HOPA chick is SMOKING!!!!!!!!

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Godsmack's posts are often made with little thought or consideration of others. If you find yourself offended please go to the end of the cubicle, and there you will meet Carol. She has diabetes, high blood pressure, and is a Ducks fan. She will automatically assume you are full of shit and send you away. Or you could realize that he is just a sarcastic, mean little fucker, and he rather likes it that way. Please feel free to bust his chops back. Stay Classy San Diego.

No, he's about to cry because he's so crushed.

These would be better avatar options:

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

That's better!

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

he looks so much like my room mate, its uncanny.

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This girl that works at the Dairy Queen here looks EXACTLY like Ryan Miller (except... a girl. lol. His features are actually pretty on a girl). She's worked there for a few years. It's so weird. I wonder how often she's been told that.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

You mean this is pretty on a girl?

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

You wouldn't think so, I know. I was surprised myself. Haha.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Yay!


You should tell her she looks like Ryan Miller and see what her reaction is.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

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"Let's just trap Sekera in the caverns underneath HSBC arena." -BlueandYellow

Reporter: "Steve, you guys now lead the league in defensive scoring."
Montador: "It's probably because of how good-looking we are."

INGLOURIOUS BACKESSSSS

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