First of all, I think there should be a 'WTF' topic icon. Second:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/08/10/ca ... -new-york/

BUFFALO, N.Y. -- Police say a traffic stop led to animal cruelty charges after they found a live cat "marinating" in oil and peppers in the trunk of a car.

Buffalo police say officers heard the cat meowing when they stopped 51-year-old Gary Korkuc of Cheektowaga to ticket him for running a stop sign Sunday night.

They say they checked the trunk and found 4-year-old Navarro in a cage, his fur covered with oil, crushed red peppers and chili peppers.

Police say Korkuc told them he did it because Navarro was ill-tempered. Korkuc was charged with cruelty and released; his phone number isn't listed.

Police say he told them he was going to cook Navarro. But they say Korkuc also complained that the neutered male cat got pregnant after he was spayed.

Animal advocates have cleaned Navarro and put him up for adoption.

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The guy is mentally ill, which sorta gives him a pass, even though it's despicable.

If he was 'normal', I'd love to beat the shit out of him for that.

Yeah, when I read the part about the male cat getting prego, I knew he had some real issues.

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Pretty much this right here.

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mechaphil

haha...bingo! Besides being a nutter, theres like 3 things wrong with this one sentence.

And also...wouldnt you shave/skin the thing before marinating it? I mean, thats just common culinary sense, why would you marinate all that hair?

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

insert chinese food joke here.

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Nutjob

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"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." ~ Han Solo


We truly are not worthy of Miller!

Dude...that's just wrong. Eating cats, where does he think he is? Korea?

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"I love that you know how to do that." Cheryl/Carol/Crystal

"And I love that I have an erection that doesn't involve homeless people." Kreiger

I'd guess with a fair degree of certainty that I've eaten cat and/or dog at some point in my life.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

Hahahahahahahahaha, XC.

Can I see your wife's reaction to that?

Does anyone remember the story from my UB days (8/'03 - 5/'05) about the deer carcass and the Chinese food place? I cant remember what place it was or when I heard the story during my two years there, but I 100% remember watching a Channel 4 News story about a Chinese food place getting shut down because a cop responding to a deer struck accident showed up to find no deer but a blood trail leading to the back door of a Chinese Restaurant that was subsequently shut down......anyone remember this? Anyone......Bueller?

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"I can't really hear what Jeremy says, because I got my two Stanley Cup Rings plugging my ears...." -Patrick Roy in reference to Jeremy Roenick's trash talking

I think that was the China King off of South Park

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I thought that happened last year or the year before. Was it really that long ago?

Edit: Obviously I remember it.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Yea, Rud is right I think. I clearly remember it as well.

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mechaphil

And the news story I remember is indeed from October 2008. (I still would have thought it was more recent than that, but oh well.)

Perhaps the South Park episode aired in that time period?

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Then it was my buddy who still lives in Buffalo telling me about it.....but I DEF remember this happening, I could have SWORN it was during my time there though, but I smoked so much pot/drank so much that my memory is very hazy from those two years

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"I can't really hear what Jeremy says, because I got my two Stanley Cup Rings plugging my ears...." -Patrick Roy in reference to Jeremy Roenick's trash talking

That deer story was so fucking sick. It really did traumatize me.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

yup

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"I can't really hear what Jeremy says, because I got my two Stanley Cup Rings plugging my ears...." -Patrick Roy in reference to Jeremy Roenick's trash talking

I was referring to the road South Park in Hamburg.

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