Yes. I meant when she gets there.

I don't like when girls tan all the time. STOP IT. I'd rather have healthy skin without cracks and roughness when I'm older than have tan skin in my youth. It honestly looks stupid/really bad if it's so dark it's obviously no longer natural/is only acquired by spending every day for months tanning, anyway.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

i mean honestly, if a chick says certain things, at some point, someones gonna snap. i dont believe in hitting women, but at the same, a chick like her? she probably deserved it.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

You can't actually say that! (Side note: he was obviously not being serious with anything haha, but he looks like he could be/is mixed black and white and does in his IMDB picture as well because he reminds me Vin Diesel, Slash, and Derek Jeter mixed together, so I was extra amused at that part.)

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Lol he wouldn't make Jesus tap out. Jesus would WRECK him.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

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"I'm too pretty to go to jail" - Snookie

LOL! Keep telling yourself that Trollie

Sidebar...not all Italian women are orange idiots...

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"Oh honey, I would but...I don't want to" ~ Karen Walker

She's not even 1% Italian - she's 100% Chilean.

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mechaphil

... Deport her?

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

She only has a little Italian in her



Thanks to the Soup, or was it SNL?

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

ATTENTION SABRES: who are you people??!?



http://sabresbecause.tumblr.com

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

ATTENTION SABRES: who are you people??!?



http://sabresbecause.tumblr.com

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The Tatoo actually looks awesome... not sure about the placement though.

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

thats not bob marley though... thats hendrix.

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Ooooooooooh. LOL that's bad.

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

I was about to say, that's Hendrix and not Marley.

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That is hilarious!

Went on Lamebook and found the comments, they're even better.

My brother's very drunk friend just pissed on my lawn. Now he's spending the night because he was too much of a hassle to take home (getting him out of the car, etc.). He just struck up a conversation with me about my snoopy sleeping shorts...

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Rest in Peace Nani. 10/3/10

Gerbacity



"Grier coming in over the line. He leaves it to Gaustad. The shot. THEY SCOOOREE!! RING UP ANOTHER ONE FOR THE GOOSE!!! HONK IF YA HEAR THE GOOSE!! 3-0 BUFFALO!"

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