HelloMyKneeGrows wrote:
BS1970 wrote:
Dear flat chested girls,
Please don't give up. We exist.
Sincerely, Guys who like small boobs.
Dear Grouchy Feminists,
Please don't take my chivalry the wrong way. I'm opening a door for you because it's courteous, not because I think you can't do it yourself.
Sincerely, A Nice Guy.
Holy Crap those a great. On that note....
Dear Guy Who Comes In And Shits At The Same Time as Me Every FUCKING Morning.....,
There are ten fucking empty stalls at 8 AM,
Why must you alway pop a squat next to me?
And why must you announce your presence daily,
with what can only be described as a blast from a French Horn covered in wet mud?
Whoever you are, go fuck yourself. I know what shoes you wear,
and I WILL find you one of these days.......
Haha, I always noticed what shoes people wore while pooping. Also, where I used to work, we all had ID cards, and many people clipped them to their belts, so often times you got to look at a little 1x1.5 smiling photo of whoever you were pooping next to.
On another note, I was coming back from Buffalo from the Allentown Art Festival/Bisons Game this past summer and, like always stopped at the Pembroke rest area. I walk in, and pick a random urinal near the door. Anyone who has been to the rest area knows that the line of urinals stretches all the way to Canada. It's around 1am so there isn't a soul in the bathroom. Some weirdo comes in and decides to pee in the urinal RIGHT NEXT TO ME. I seriously wanted to turn and just pee all over him, but my shy bladder probably wouldn't have let that happen. And let's face it, turning and waving your dong at someone is just awkward.
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