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SabreWolf
PostPosted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:47 pm 
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You forgot his new hockey pants.

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I really hope he doesn't have moobs.

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Forget the moobs, I'd be more concerned with the "dangling"...

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Seanothan27 wrote:
Forget the moobs, I'd be more concerned with the "dangling"...


Not concerned with DD moobs?

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Tvan
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I don't understand why the merch people make the womens stuff in pink and all sorts of different colors. It is near impossible to find blue and gold womens stuff.


That would be nice for Drew though, very rock and roll/feminine. The best of both worlds.

Watch, he goes and has a 30 goal season this year...

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If Drew Stafford scores 30 goals this season I'll eat a microphone

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jvaccaro6 wrote:
If Drew Stafford scores 30 goals this season I'll eat a microphone

Ditto. Actually, I'll eat one of those new women's jerseys.

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If Miller and Myers were playing like they did last year, we'd probably be over 500 right now.

If I had decided to jerk off instead, I probably wouldn't be paying child support...


"Grier coming in over the line. He leaves it to Gaustad. The shot. THEY SCOOOREE!! RING UP ANOTHER ONE FOR THE GOOSE!!! HONK IF YA HEAR THE GOOSE!! 3-0 BUFFALO!"
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of course this is all pretty good.... BUT get to 7:20 and you'll see what Lindy and Darcy SHOULD be doing with Stafford's sticks....


Hahaha..well done on posting a Top Gear link. I can't believe I'm the only one congratulating you for this brilliance.

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If Stafford has a 30 goal year, I will drill a hole into a grapefruit and fuck it.

(I won't fuck a grapefruit at this point)

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If Stafford has a 30 goal year, I will drill a hole into a grapefruit and fuck it.

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Everyone bookmark this page on your browser :D

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SabreWolf
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Seanothan27 wrote:
BlueandYellow wrote:
If Stafford has a 30 goal year, I will drill a hole into a grapefruit and fuck it.

(I won't fuck a grapefruit at this point)


Everyone bookmark this page on your browser :D


I've taken a computer image. :P

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NYIntensity wrote:
Apparently Lindy didn't think painting his sticks pink and making him carry a purse was enough.


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I have to quote this line from hfboards;

"I bet Roy has one in his closet for his trips down Chip."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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jordano wrote:
gr8daygo wrote:
of course this is all pretty good.... BUT get to 7:20 and you'll see what Lindy and Darcy SHOULD be doing with Stafford's sticks....


Hahaha..well done on posting a Top Gear link. I can't believe I'm the only one congratulating you for this brilliance.



thanks man... i work them in whenever i can, lol.... love those guys!

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BlueandYellow wrote:
If Stafford has a 30 goal year, I will drill a hole into a grapefruit and fuck it.

(I won't fuck a grapefruit at this point)


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Squanto wrote:
BlueandYellow wrote:
If Stafford has a 30 goal year, I will drill a hole into a grapefruit and fuck it.

(I won't fuck a grapefruit at this point)


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What in the world?

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Squanto wrote:
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If Stafford has a 30 goal year, I will drill a hole into a grapefruit and fuck it.

(I won't fuck a grapefruit at this point)


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They say it couldn't have been done. They say, "a robot fucking a grapefruit? How absurd!"

He proved them wrong. :clap: :D :dance:

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I'm so glad someone else gets that. :)
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I'm so glad someone else gets that. :)


I don't?

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The 'Fruit Fucker 2000' is a character in the Penny Arcade webcomics.
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I actually see Drew scoring 25-30 goals this year. So get ready to fuck some fruit and eat a microphone.

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Bauter88 wrote:
I actually see Drew scoring 25-30 goals this year. So get ready to fuck some fruit and eat a microphone.


If he does; I'll fist fuck a grapefruit while chewing on a plugged in microphone. Should be shocking.

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