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PostPosted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:52 am 
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Since you turned, let's say 18 years old. Have you ever simply walked up to a girl you didn't know, and kissed her? Without anything more then initial eye contact, or maybe a few words prior to moving in for the smooch.

What happened? Would you? And ladies, most importantly. Can an average dude pull this off, under any circumstances?

I never have, but I thought about this one time I was made to be speechless by a women. I got this second glance and I wondered if that window was there, but I'm not sure I have that club in my nad caddy. If you catch my drift. :)

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In todays day and age, i'm guessing this is assault.

at the very least it shows a complete disregard for whatever her personal boundaries happen to be.


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stuff like that tends to work only in movies.


that being said, if you are going to try it i suggest trying it on a woman that is plastered. she might not press charges if she cant remember.

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Wozniak wrote:
stuff like that tends to work only in movies.


that being said, if you are going to try it i suggest trying it on a woman that is plastered. she might not press charges if she cant remember.



OH, or a really ugly girl...she'll be more likely to appreciate it and not call for help.


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Wozniak wrote:
stuff like that tends to work only in movies.


This sounds like a movie that's writing itself! :lol:

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YankeeInRaleigh wrote:
this is assault.

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I certainly wouldn't press charges or anything, but I wouldn't talk to the guy at all.

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acrossthelines wrote:
I certainly wouldn't press charges or anything, but I wouldn't talk to the guy at all.

not even a "wft?"

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Wozniak wrote:
acrossthelines wrote:
I certainly wouldn't press charges or anything, but I wouldn't talk to the guy at all.

not even a "wft?"


Knowing myself, I would give him a look like that, but I wouldn't actually say anything. Just be like, "OK then," and move on lol.

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"Get the fuck off me!" is what I would say.

The only time it would be acceptable is if/when the Sabres win the Cup and we're in the streets of Buffalo celebrating. But I mean, that's like the ONLY time it would be okay for a stranger to just come up and lay one on me.

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It's simply not executable, unless A. You look like Brad Pitt, or B. The girl is heavily intoxicated and has no morals what so ever.

I myself am not capable of doing such a thing, and I'm not too horrible with the ladies. Not saying that it's not possible, but the average joe couldn't pull this move off, and not get his ass kicked or thrown in jail.

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Yeah, it's just like walking up and copping a feel. Except you're copping a feel of her face...with your face.

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Honestly, even if the guy was a "Brad Pitt"...it still wouldn't be executable. If some guy is just going to do that, regardless of how attractive he is, it just sends a completely bad message and it would be an instant turn off. I'd just be skeeved out by a guy who did that.

Now...if a guy could work up the courage to go up to a complete stranger and say, "You know, I just can't get over how beautiful you are.", THAT would be completely different and acceptable.

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fly as hale wrote:
Honestly, even if the guy was a "Brad Pitt"...it still wouldn't be executable. If some guy is just going to do that, regardless of how attractive he is, it just sends a completely bad message and it would be an instant turn off. I'd just be skeeved out by a guy who did that.

Now...if a guy could work up the courage to go up to a complete stranger and say, "You know, I just can't get over how beautiful you are.", THAT would be completely different and acceptable.


I did that once. Except I used the word cute.

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fly as hale wrote:
Honestly, even if the guy was a "Brad Pitt"...it still wouldn't be executable. If some guy is just going to do that, regardless of how attractive he is, it just sends a completely bad message and it would be an instant turn off. I'd just be skeeved out by a guy who did that.

Now...if a guy could work up the courage to go up to a complete stranger and say, "You know, I just can't get over how beautiful you are.", THAT would be completely different and acceptable.


I'm going to try and remember that, for the next time I am awe struck by eye contact.

I still think an easy moving smooch says a lot more. And hey, if she kisses me back, that could be THE most epic ice breaker in a lifetime!

But yeah it's still creepy too...

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I would punch a dude in the face if he even dared to do that.


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backthatSASSup wrote:
I would punch a dude in the face if he even dared to do that.

what if it was a chick?

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This would be crazy! But nah, i'm wayyy to freaking shy to do something like that. Hell walking up to a girl i don't know is crazy enough.

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fly as hale wrote:
"Get the fuck off me!" is what I would say.

The only time it would be acceptable is if/when the Sabres win the Cup and we're in the streets of Buffalo celebrating. But I mean, that's like the ONLY time it would be okay for a stranger to just come up and lay one on me.


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Wozniak wrote:
backthatSASSup wrote:
I would punch a dude in the face if he even dared to do that.

what if it was a chick?


Well, it doesn't matter what sex did it. They'd be getting punched in the kisser.


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