it broke the hyman. how do you think he lost his virginity?

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Oh, thats why he fainted after getting up!

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Forget I was 8 years old and I was told I didn't even cry. Then again, you can't cry when you faint.

I can't really remember... I don't even think the driver stopped until she reached the end of the street... Then she walked up to me and asked me if I was okay. Forget it, I'm good. I just got hit by a car.

I'm a hockey player, people. I'm fine. (Thank you Brendan Witt)

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

for the record, i was just fucking with you.

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I know I know. I just didn't have a snappy comeback.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

i was in an accident when i was 8 that required extensive therapies and two surgeries. i'm not going to go into it extensively, but it was rough.

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young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. everywhere they have chosen the garbage disposal unit. (guy debord)

Hm, this post does not inspire me to inquire about the status of your vagina.

Partypooper.

However, in keeping with good inquisitive nature, Yankee, how is YOUR vagina?

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sandy

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Psh, fuck YOU bitch, my shit is all silky and luxurious. I just got this vaginal rejuvenation surgery, got that muffin all waxed up and smooth, my lady-junk is pampered.

my vagina is perfectly fine, since you were so uninspired and/or deterred that you strayed from asking.

it's not like i'm the only person withholding details for personal reasons here.

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young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. everywhere they have chosen the garbage disposal unit. (guy debord)

mines bedazzelled, so....

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Hah, you mean 'vajazzled'?

http://gawker.com/5482004/this-is-what- ... looks-like

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

I was electrocuted around the age of 10. It explains a lot... no really.. it does...

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He was fucking around, not taking umbrage with the fact you didn't spell out details.

haha, I interpreted him as understanding that and vaguely chastizing me in that over-correct english of his (hers?) UF is new, lets give him the benefit of the doubt.

Useful, how is your vagina?

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larry <3


I can't think of any near death experiences. Except for when I was in middle school my friend and I stole her grandma's Hoveround and we drove around town...and I lost control and pratically drove into a moving car. But that was about it. The next day my cousin drove over my foot with the Hoveround and it HURT SO BAD. I live a dangerous life, I know.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

I lived on a farm with electric fences until I was eleven. That also explains a lot.

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