If you really want her to shave, tell her you'd like to shave her yourself. She'll get the hint that way.

I also could have voiced an obsessive approval for hardwood floors every chance I got. Like, "I wonder what condition the hardwood floors are underneath your carpeting? Have you ever, you know, lifted up the carpeting to examine the hardwood floors underneath? It might be in REALLY good condition, and they would greatly increase the value of your home. I think hardwood floors would really tie in the living room, considering the warm colors on the walls and the decor. Know what I mean? "

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"I love that you know how to do that." Cheryl/Carol/Crystal

"And I love that I have an erection that doesn't involve homeless people." Kreiger

Step one, Buy handcuffs (4 normal sets or 2 long ones)
Step two, buy electric beard trimmer
Step three, cuff her down all kinky
Step four, shave that shit
Step five, Enjoy.



Also the Castro London Broil............PRICELESS

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Godsmack's posts are often made with little thought or consideration of others. If you find yourself offended please go to the end of the cubicle, and there you will meet Carol. She has diabetes, high blood pressure, and is a Ducks fan. She will automatically assume you are full of shit and send you away. Or you could realize that he is just a sarcastic, mean little fucker, and he rather likes it that way. Please feel free to bust his chops back. Stay Classy San Diego.

I thought so too, that's why I borrowed it from Stephen Lynch.

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"I love that you know how to do that." Cheryl/Carol/Crystal

"And I love that I have an erection that doesn't involve homeless people." Kreiger