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Displaced Fan
PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:19 pm 
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:lol: :lol:


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The guy is in Van Nuys and he didn't fire a burrito joke or two in there?

What a failure.
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I noticed that he stayed away from insulting people with black skin color. Fag.

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Hate to break it to you guys but since we're talking about my neighborhood let me fill you in on something.

There is no Gary's Mattress.
There is no such road as "Old road" in Van Nuys.
The 91423 zip code is actually Sherman Oaks, not Van Nuys.

As awesome as it would be, no television station would play that commercial and they didn't have to because it's a joke ;)

Looks like it was created by these guys as part of a longer skit
http://www.icn.tv/

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well sonabitch.

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With the concentration of the porn industry in Van Nuys, a mattress store there is totally believable though. :p
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well sonabitch.

heh...we do get a lot of crazy ass local commercials around here, I would have remembered this guy ;)

The folks over at Micheal's Furniture do a pretty good job at crazy...and they actually exist and are in Van Nuys



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With the concentration of the porn industry in Van Nuys, a mattress store there is totally believable though. :p

There are 2 closed set private studios within about 3 miles of my house.
One will have open casting calls now and then and the "talent" will line up around the block ;)

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Crosscheck wrote:
Squanto wrote:
With the concentration of the porn industry in Van Nuys, a mattress store there is totally believable though. :p

There are 2 closed set private studios within about 3 miles of my house.
One will have open casting calls now and then and the "talent" will line up around the block ;)


how on earth would you audition for that, short of letting some dude plow you? im pretty sure thats not how auditions go down.

my guess is yo-- ya know, ill let someone else handle this.

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I have no idea...I just report what I see :)

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my honest guess is its a girl soloing. shows how comfortable she is with the camera, and how she does when shes.. ahem...

what? dont judge me.

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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
my honest guess is its a girl soloing. shows how comfortable she is with the camera, and how she does when shes.. ahem...

what? dont judge me.

mike, i find it hard to believe that you have never seen or heard of the "casting couch"

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hahaahahahha

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If they have a guy plow the audition girls, he must have an STD.

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Wozniak wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
my honest guess is its a girl soloing. shows how comfortable she is with the camera, and how she does when shes.. ahem...

what? dont judge me.

mike, i find it hard to believe that you have never seen or heard of the "casting couch"


go on...

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