acrossthelines wrote:
I just spent the last hour and a half dancing! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Learned the Chicago fire dance and two hip hop line dances. I LOVE DANCING. I always learn new dances and then forget how much I love it until I dance again like six months later. It's SAD. But I think some people are going to start having dance parties and teach/learn different styles of swing, and I want to find some kids on campus that know salsa and merengue 'cause I learned the basics years ago in Mexico and want to learn more (best night of my life was dancing seven hours straight with two breaks that were one song each... glorious), and yaaaaaay dancing. I think I'm high off endorphins at the moment.
Only downside: my calves started cramping when I finished. D: Gotta start eating some bananas.
Also I played euchre today.
I invented a dance called the "drunk driver". Basically you walk out onto the dance floor with a bottled beer. Then you roll your shoulders back and get a head bob going, while raising you free arm straight out and grasping an imaginary wheel. then you gently rock back in forth at your hips and it will look as if you're steering a car. bonus points for swigging your beer, receiving a BJ, and checking your mirrors as the music picks up you're going to start to loose control of your vehicle. there is a lot of freedom to improvise here. You can put two hands on the wheel, set a look of panic and confusion upon your face, or just start crashing into other people.
One time I took it too far and tried to incorporate a sobriety test into the dance. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS! I know that it seems funny, or cool. But girls will actually start to discover that you're legally insane, it's too much, too soon. Wait until you get some before allowing you're insanity to shine through. or as my grandma said on her death bed, "never trust poon too soon". Actually I'm not even sure that's what she meant by that, but she did have dementia so if I read too much into it am I really wrong about it?
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