Me and my now ex-girlfriend broke up today.. Really sucks. Make me laugh if you can. I dont feel like doing much today.

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The Board Drunk.

Sorry to hear that man. I just went through some similar issues myself, although we're giving it one more chance.

Don't let it beat you down too much.

Women come and go...don't sweat it.

Here

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Hold my beer and watch this...

I'll tell you a bad joke: Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.



The one girl on my floor puts the "joke of the day" on her white board. That was a terrible one, and somebody wrote "can we have a funny joke tomorrow?" and the next one was actually good. Then she put that one back up.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

ATTENTION SABRES: who are you people??!?



http://sabresbecause.tumblr.com

hmm...

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HOCKEY IS BACK!

haha alright, ill make you laugh.

DISCLAIMER : I am not sexist but my friend told me this the other day and it was funny


Question: Wanna hear a funny joke?

Answer: Womans Rights! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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LETS GO BUFFALO!

How come Hellen Keller couldnt drive?





Because she's a woman!

Remember that the Sabres season starts TOMORROW!

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

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HOCKEY IS BACK!

I haven't had a girlfriend in over a year. I substitute hockey for women.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

Fixed.

BOOSH!

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FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN

"on the ice now for buffalo, looking for the pass, and gets it, afinogenov, couldnt get the shot away, now HE DOES, HE SCORES!!!! HOLY MACKEREL ROLE THE HIGH LIGHT FILM, MAXIM AFINOGENOV, WHAT A MOVE!!!!.... thats not fair... that was unbelievable"
-R.J. and Lorenz

You can't shove your dick in a trapper.

Or can you?


1 second.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

while these are old, they make me laugh.

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Check out my website: http://www.artistzero.com

"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

Try a hockey sock

Also:

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Rest in Peace Nani. 10/3/10

Gerbacity



"Grier coming in over the line. He leaves it to Gaustad. The shot. THEY SCOOOREE!! RING UP ANOTHER ONE FOR THE GOOSE!!! HONK IF YA HEAR THE GOOSE!! 3-0 BUFFALO!"

Thanks for all the posts guys... I found out at least im getting the hoodie i gave her back so thats 3 sabres hoodies i will have now..
Anyway thank god for sabres hockey tomorrow and thanks for the laughs.

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The Board Drunk.

Don't sweat it man. I went through a break up a month ago and it sucked for too long, I thought of it for too long.

Said fuck it, I can't be getting bummed out over this anymore and wasn't bummed.

Tomorrow Sabres Hockey starts so that's something to look forward to.

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It's funny how life is going to turn you 180 degrees on this moment.
You'll hurt for a while, and it will really suck.You'll think of her all the time, idealize her and think about all the things you'll miss, and her sweet sweet ______. Eventually you'll stop thinking of them, you'll start thinking about other people, you'll get out and meet people, you'll find a new girlfriend. At some point...you might be with someone for so long, and get into such a rhythm with them...then a rut with them...and you'll be bored off your ass, everyday will be the same and you will feel numb, and you will wish, so strangely, for that time when you wracked yourself with grief, when you FELT something so strongly that it rips at your stomach and makes you incapable of doing anything for a week.
So, enjoy it now, instead.

I'm going through woman issues too. I'm here for you.

Just do some X, it'll make you HAPPY!!!!!!!

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