http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33251920/ns ... ?GT1=43001

A bit too trigger happy I guess.

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

Gee, I was taught to always clearly identify my target before ever placing a finger on the trigger.

What a dumbass.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

Why does this shit always happen in Florida?

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

If you've ever visited fark.com you'd notice Florida is the only state to warrant its own tag because so much of this weird ass stuff happens there.

You guys have a gift for redneck, alcohol-fueled hilarity down there.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

yea "accidently"

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"Tis The Season, Fa la la la la LaFontaine" - Rick Jeanneret

Florida only has old people from the North there now.

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Oh, that's so terrible. I hope he's doing all right.

Also, Germany or Florida.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

*cough*BULLSHIT*cough*

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Biancee' was shot??

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

OMG!!!!!!!!! Thats awful! The poor bastard lost his sister and wife to be in one shot....

"Honey, hold my beer and watch this.....fuck...HONEY? Where the fuck is she? Aw hell.....POW POW POW! Got him! Fucker dont come round here-a-trying ta steal shit..HONEY? Where is she? DAMN! WTF? SHIT! Now what?

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

that's so sad

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

oh man, that's awful and hilarious at the same time

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

It didn't happen in West Virgina, it happened in Florida, they are all old people who are retired who moved from the North.

Get your incest states right.

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Florida: "Newlyweds and Nearly-Deads - Come on vacation, leave on probation..."

At least, that was the joke when I lived in Tampa, in the early '90's.

I love it Ice, great joke for sure.

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its the south, its all the same.

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Not to be off color or anything, but do you think deep woods rednecks cheer during the movie "Deliverance"?

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

never saw it. i dunno.

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This is bull shit.

If you hear someone walking around your house, the FIRST thing you do, is roll over and feel for your fucking wife... not run and grab your shot gun.

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