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BlueandYellow
PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 11:23 pm 
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LOL THAT BROWN MIC LOOKS LIKE A DICK!!!

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I gotta say, The Bruin's announcers are the most biased fuck faces in all of hockey...holy shit

And we know a thing about biased announcers :D

What were they saying? Did they say that they didn't have too many men on the ice?

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I gotta say, The Bruin's announcers are the most biased fuck faces in all of hockey...holy shit

They're horrible

I've been trying not to swear in front of my kids all fucking game and finally told thhem to go play in their rooms cause I thought my head would explode. Everything the Bruins do drips with talent and genius where as anything the Sabres do well is a lucky bounce or a missed penalty. If a Bruin takes a penalty it was a conspiracy and all you here is sarcastic remarks about how weak the call was. A Bruin could hack someone's head off with their stick and the announcers would cheer that he was being "Bruin" tough but Miller could make a great save and they bitch that he interfered with the puck and should get a penalty.


The only good thing about anything B's related is the marketing dept. with the bear.

That is all.

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Is it wired that I wanna fuck Ennis with a HUGE cheesepuff?


It's not wired.

But it is indeed weird.

Hmmm, maybe I should go to counseling then...

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AudSabres wrote:
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I gotta say, The Bruin's announcers are the most biased fuck faces in all of hockey...holy shit

They're horrible

I've been trying not to swear in front of my kids all fucking game and finally told thhem to go play in their rooms cause I thought my head would explode. Everything the Bruins do drips with talent and genius where as anything the Sabres do well is a lucky bounce or a missed penalty. If a Bruin takes a penalty it was a conspiracy and all you here is sarcastic remarks about how weak the call was. A Bruin could hack someone's head off with their stick and the announcers would cheer that he was being "Bruin" tough but Miller could make a great save and they bitch that he interfered with the puck and should get a penalty.


The only good thing about anything B's related is the marketing dept. with the bear.

That is all.

That is pure marketing genius.

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sabres1996 wrote:
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Is it wired that I wanna fuck Ennis with a HUGE cheesepuff?


It's not wired.

But it is indeed weird.

Hmmm, maybe I should go to counseling then...


If you want to fuck a dude with a cheesepuff then yes. The only thing wrong with that is the cheese puff. It hardly applies any pleasure.

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mechaphil wrote:
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I gotta say, The Bruin's announcers are the most biased fuck faces in all of hockey...holy shit

And we know a thing about biased announcers :D

What were they saying? Did they say that they didn't have too many men on the ice?

No. They bitched EVERY time a Sabre did anything and bitched for the WHOLE game about that missed called on the Vanek trip but when it came to them not getting called on a blatant too many men they actually said "I'm laughing right now".

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BlueandYellow wrote:
sabres1996 wrote:
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Is it wired that I wanna fuck Ennis with a HUGE cheesepuff?


It's not wired.

But it is indeed weird.

Hmmm, maybe I should go to counseling then...


If you want to fuck a dude with a cheesepuff then yes. The only thing wrong with that is the cheese puff. It hardly applies any pleasure.

well then how about if I use Tyler Myers's stick?

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sabres1996 wrote:
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Is it wired that I wanna fuck Ennis with a HUGE cheesepuff?


It's not wired.

But it is indeed weird.

Hmmm, maybe I should go to counseling then...


If you want to fuck a dude with a cheesepuff then yes. The only thing wrong with that is the cheese puff. It hardly applies any pleasure.

well then how about if I use Tyler Myers's stick?


Put a lot of tape on it.

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Los9090 wrote:
mechaphil wrote:
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I gotta say, The Bruin's announcers are the most biased fuck faces in all of hockey...holy shit

And we know a thing about biased announcers :D

What were they saying? Did they say that they didn't have too many men on the ice?

No. They bitched EVERY time a Sabre did anything and bitched for the WHOLE game about that missed called on the Vanek trip but when it came to them not getting called on a blatant too many men they actually said "I'm laughing right now".

In reference to the missed call?

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BlueandYellow wrote:
sabres1996 wrote:
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BlueandYellow wrote:
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Is it wired that I wanna fuck Ennis with a HUGE cheesepuff?


It's not wired.

But it is indeed weird.

Hmmm, maybe I should go to counseling then...


If you want to fuck a dude with a cheesepuff then yes. The only thing wrong with that is the cheese puff. It hardly applies any pleasure.

well then how about if I use Tyler Myers's stick?


Put a lot of tape on it.

ohhh, and I'll stick it in hot frieng oil to make it even more pleasurable.

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Los9090 wrote:
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Los9090 wrote:
mechaphil wrote:
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I gotta say, The Bruin's announcers are the most biased fuck faces in all of hockey...holy shit

And we know a thing about biased announcers :D

What were they saying? Did they say that they didn't have too many men on the ice?

No. They bitched EVERY time a Sabre did anything and bitched for the WHOLE game about that missed called on the Vanek trip but when it came to them not getting called on a blatant too many men they actually said "I'm laughing right now".

In reference to the missed call?

No, they just thought it was funny that the call was so obvious but the Bruins didn't get called on it. They were completely oblivious to being hypocrites.

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in Pommers interview Billie Jean was playing, and you could hear someone shout "TURN IT OFF" in the background. LOL

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I am glad to see that Drew Stafford is channeling his disgust for the NHL not scheduling a Festivus break into something positive.

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Ennis fucked Thomas in the fucking brain with that

This post still has me chuckling!

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I am glad to see that Drew Stafford is channeling his disgust for the NHL not scheduling a Festivus break into something positive.


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mechaphil wrote:
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Ennis fucked Thomas in the fucking brain with that

This post still has me chuckling!

lol, I do what I can.

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Holy fucking fuck...Boyes couldn't suck a dick if it landed in his mouth.
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Ennis's goal=Instant erection

I have no shame admitting that. I was giddy as a small child waiting for the ice cream man when I saw it.

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If Miller and Myers were playing like they did last year, we'd probably be over 500 right now.

If I had decided to jerk off instead, I probably wouldn't be paying child support...


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Vanek 4/4 in SO

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Vanek 4/4 in SO

I think we've found our "Go To" Shootout guys, Vanek is 1st in the league in Shootouts, Ennis is 20th, and Stafford is 49th.

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