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Squanto
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Pegula, please come in, and make a shit ton of moves for next year and build a winner.


Nothing happens this year.


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ive always wanted to try smelling salts.



snapped that dude awake... poor guy is all jacked up

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not going to win many games when your top 6 are as bad as ours has been tonight


Thing is how many of them are really top 6 forwards? Seems to me there's enough coulda, woulda, shoulda and didn't up there.


If they're playing on the top two lines, then they're top 6 forwards and expected to produce.



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Squanto
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he's not the #3 defensemen on this team. He does this all the freakin time. Watch the Flyers...hard up the ice...transition get the puck up the ice. Watch the Bruins...same thing. We f'n play with ourselves until 2 forecheckers come up ice..


Watch more than one game a month and maybe you'd have a clue what you're talking about.


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Squanto wrote:
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HEY DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT PHILLY HAS BALANCE UP AND DOWN THEIR LINE UP AND THAT NAYBODY COULD HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO THE ALL STAR GAME BECAUSE OF THE BALANCE THEY HAVE IN THEIR LINE UP AND ITS UP AND DOWN IT!?!?!


Versus gamenight announcer rules:

1. Praise both teams while the score is 0-0.
2. Once one team has a lead, stroke them off while taking occasional jabs at the other.
3. Stress how each period is shaping up to be a good one.

I think that's pretty much ALL sports announcing now. Seems to have taken place this year, because guys I didn't mind calling games last year are annoying as hell this year. If you do one thing right, you and your team are Gods, and 2 plays later(say after an interception), the role is reversed. Basically, it's just spewing shit from their mouths. They don't even comment on what they see(the truth) anymore, either. It's ALL about the players.

Hey Sabres, good job shitting the bed. McCormick and Goose the only 2 who showed up. When Philly came out forechecking hard in the 2nd, no one on our bench had an answer. Any fool could see if it wasn't countered, we would lose for sure. Good job Lindy, I'm glad vs. had fun sucking you off for your 501 wins all night, because the system just got skooled.


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Best part of Versus? Right after Goose scored that 1st goal, I said to my brother 'here comes that fast start they were talking about'. Two seconds later, wham.

I swear that any of us could do a better job than these nimrods.

So many bad things to say about the versus idiots. Ugh.....just...ugh. I need a shower after their joke of announcing.

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I'm a sore loser by nature. I absolutely hate to lose especially if it's against a team I absolutely hate. But if I were Myers, I would have shot the puck at one of the Flyer’s faces.

That being said, they did tend to slack off tonight and the cocksuckers in the orange & black bent us over and fucked us hard.

I‘m glad I won’t see/hear any post game reaction to this one. I don’t feel like listening to anyone pretending to be a god damn swami or fortune teller as to what they needed to do, but didn’t do.

Fuck.

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Squanto wrote:
Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
Pegula, please come in, and make a shit ton of moves for next year and build a winner.


Nothing happens this year.

I said next year Tom. Make a shit ton of moves in FA for next year.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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OldTimeHockey
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Squanto wrote:
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he's not the #3 defensemen on this team. He does this all the freakin time. Watch the Flyers...hard up the ice...transition get the puck up the ice. Watch the Bruins...same thing. We f'n play with ourselves until 2 forecheckers come up ice..


Watch more than one game a month and maybe you'd have a clue what you're talking about.


Yeah I do and yeah he sucks. I mean seriously, I've seen other Defenseman clear the zone all by themselves...Stevie needs help.

I watch a ton of Bruins games and there's a reason that there netminder has a .945 save percentage in addition to him being good. They get the puck out of the zone. Now they could score more to help their cause. But watching the Bruins play defense and watching us...its like why can't we play like that.

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AudSabres
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In games when I wear my homemade retro Sabres inspired pantshell-look-a-like-gym shorts, I'm 4-1.

Werd.



Fuck, 4-2 now.

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daz28
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I don’t feel like listening to anyone pretending to be a god damn swami or fortune teller as to what they needed to do, but didn’t do.

Fuck.

Well, I'm no swami, or self-professed hockey genius, but it came down to adjustments, which the Sabres didn't make. The Flyers DID make adjustments after 1, and our failure to counter their forecheck was ALL FAIL. Passing the puck into your buddies skates in a panic WON'T beat a heavy forecheck.


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OldTimeHockey
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AudSabres wrote:
I'm a sore loser by nature. I absolutely hate to lose especially if it's against a team I absolutely hate. But if I were Myers, I would have shot the puck at one of the Flyer’s faces.

That being said, they did tend to slack off tonight and the cocksuckers in the orange & black bent us over and fucked us hard.

I‘m glad I won’t see/hear any post game reaction to this one. I don’t feel like listening to anyone pretending to be a god damn swami or fortune teller as to what they needed to do, but didn’t do.

Fuck.


Heaven forbid we actually put 4 good games together...I mean it's not like we're going to have to play like .700 hockey to make the playoffs or anything....

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 Post subject: Miller
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Congratulations, Miller, for giving up after the first period. Go to hell.

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daz28 wrote:
Squanto wrote:
X-pensfan wrote:
HEY DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT PHILLY HAS BALANCE UP AND DOWN THEIR LINE UP AND THAT NAYBODY COULD HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO THE ALL STAR GAME BECAUSE OF THE BALANCE THEY HAVE IN THEIR LINE UP AND ITS UP AND DOWN IT!?!?!


Versus gamenight announcer rules:

1. Praise both teams while the score is 0-0.
2. Once one team has a lead, stroke them off while taking occasional jabs at the other.
3. Stress how each period is shaping up to be a good one.

I think that's pretty much ALL sports announcing now. Seems to have taken place this year, because guys I didn't mind calling games last year are annoying as hell this year. If you do one thing right, you and your team are Gods, and 2 plays later(say after an interception), the role is reversed. Basically, it's just spewing shit from their mouths. They don't even comment on what they see(the truth) anymore, either. It's ALL about the players.

Hey Sabres, good job shitting the bed. McCormick and Goose the only 2 who showed up. When Philly came out forechecking hard in the 2nd, no one on our bench had an answer. Any fool could see if it wasn't countered, we would lose for sure. Good job Lindy, I'm glad vs. had fun sucking you off for your 501 wins all night, because the system just got skooled.


There it is right there. Good NHL teams play more in the o-zone. Bad NHL teams play more in their own-zone.

The Sabres are somewhere in the middle. They have a great forecheck and the D usually supports it very well, but they just can't keep it rolling for very long.

15th in power play opportunities. great teams play in the o-zone and draw penalties and win games.

The Sabres started turning the puck over in their own zone in the third, when that happens you know they are in for it.

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Squanto
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Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
Squanto wrote:
Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
Pegula, please come in, and make a shit ton of moves for next year and build a winner.


Nothing happens this year.

I said next year Tom. Make a shit ton of moves in FA for next year.


Misread ya. Sorry.


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Hey, Ennis, aim for the back of the net. You wasted seven shots on goal. Try that again, and your ass will be in the press box for failing to score. Douchebag.

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Sabretooth wrote:
Congratulations, Miller, for giving up after the first period. Go to hell.

:lol:

I'm not sure why, but I love this post.

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OldTimeHockey wrote:
Squanto wrote:
OldTimeHockey wrote:
he's not the #3 defensemen on this team. He does this all the freakin time. Watch the Flyers...hard up the ice...transition get the puck up the ice. Watch the Bruins...same thing. We f'n play with ourselves until 2 forecheckers come up ice..


Watch more than one game a month and maybe you'd have a clue what you're talking about.


Yeah I do and yeah he sucks. I mean seriously, I've seen other Defenseman clear the zone all by themselves...Stevie needs help.

I watch a ton of Bruins games and there's a reason that there netminder has a .945 save average in addition to him being good. They get the puck out of the zone. Now they could score more to help their cause. But watching the Bruins play defense and watching us...its like why can't we play like that.


http://sabres.nhl.com/club/stats.htm?ga ... 011&srt=pm

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Squanto wrote:
Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
Squanto wrote:
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Pegula, please come in, and make a shit ton of moves for next year and build a winner.


Nothing happens this year.

I said next year Tom. Make a shit ton of moves in FA for next year.


Misread ya. Sorry.

It's ok, I forgive you.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

Rud wrote:
As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
Squanto wrote:
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Pegula, please come in, and make a shit ton of moves for next year and build a winner.


Nothing happens this year.

I said next year Tom. Make a shit ton of moves in FA for next year.

obviously nothing will be improved upon with the team for the rest of this season....except maybe their golf swings

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