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Christina Aguilera is...
Osama bin Laden in disguise 14%  14%  [ 4 ]
Hiding Chemical WMDs in her bra 21%  21%  [ 6 ]
Kind of annoying, but who cares 18%  18%  [ 5 ]
A singer who made a mistake 11%  11%  [ 3 ]
BRAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAVE!!!!! 14%  14%  [ 4 ]
Legitimately dishonoring our country 21%  21%  [ 6 ]
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in most other countries there is no singer who performs the national anthem . all people in the stadium sing it together.... (except for Spain , cause they have no lyrics)


I'd love to see this happen in the US more often.


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yeah, and her chop suey cover is good too. probably better than the original.



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dear god....ears....bleeding...........so angry.......must stab something......ow......

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somehow, her boyfriend and soon to be husband managed to get a cover right...at the same concert, no less. pretty good job.

in order to cover a non-ballad metallica song, you have to sing like you want to fucking break shit.



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OMG THAT RUINED CHOP SUEY.

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How did we get to Avril Lavigne?

Also, that was one of the worst performances of the national anthem I've seen at the Super Bowl yet. Did she even do vocal warm-ups? Her vocal cords musta been tighter than a whore's skirt. Just get Joe Satriani to play it shred-style FFS.

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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1946413

I went back and watched it again, worse than I thought. LOL

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That being said, I don't particularly like the way she sang it, and it looked like she was in some serious pain every time she sang a note. However, the fact that she made a mistake is being way overblown.

it's the national anthem, not a cover of the eye of the tiger.

i suspect there are many countries that would kill someone who did this (no, i don't think she should die). the national anthem is a big deal. if you don't know them well enough to be sure you'll sing it correctly, write the lyrics on a piece of paper or your arm.

it's also the superbowl, the single most watched program in america in a sport that's endemic to america. do it right or don't do it at all. if cokehead whitney houston can do it (and probably the best version of all time) any pro should be able to.


Yeah, I'm pretty sure she probably does know the lyrics to the song, and knows them pretty well. But it's called a mistake. She tripped up. Something weird happened in her brain. Who knows. But it's not as if she went out there and said, Hah, I'm going to make a mistake in the lyrics just to piss off all Americans!! Sheesh. I understand the national anthem is a big deal, but shit happens. Get over it.


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peteythedancingsabre wrote:
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she probably does know the lyrics to the song, and knows them pretty well. But it's called a mistake. She tripped up. Something weird happened in her brain. Who knows. But it's not as if she went out there and said, Hah, I'm going to make a mistake in the lyrics just to piss off all Americans!! Sheesh. I understand the national anthem is a big deal, but shit happens. Get over it.

there are times in life when people don't get to make mistakes.


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PatGreen wrote:
yeah, and her chop suey cover is good too. probably better than the original.



the fuck was that?

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mechaphil wrote:
Just get Joe Satriani to play it shred-style FFS.


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OK, maybe Joe Satriani isn't the right direction...how about Zakk Wylde?


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steve vai can literally make a guitar talk...that would rule...


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I like Steve Vai, too. My buddy suggested Prince.

I just think vocally-abused renditions of The Star-Spangled Banner can suck it. That song is visceral, the story behind it is visceral...I want to hear it viscerally-presented.

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mechaphil wrote:
OK, maybe Joe Satriani isn't the right direction...how about Zakk Wylde?




I couldn't even tell what he was playing for about half of it.

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Crosscheck wrote:
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Made me lol, that's what everyone says about artists that appeal to the generation (or generations) after them.

Whore
Can't sing
Don't know why they're famous.

um no.
I like lots of good music, old and new.

Admittedly I can't stand R&B because taking a simple melody and turning every note into 3 notes doesn't give you soul, it makes you sound like an idiot who can't carry a tune.

And are you going to defend the performance of the Black Eyed Peas again.
Please tell me how I just didn't like it because I'm old.


Never said that. Simply said you used some pretty typical arguments to present an artist you don't like as untalented rather than simply stating that they're just not your taste, which is probably closer to the truth.

I don't like Led Zeppelin, Justin Bieber, or Lady Gaga but I don't say they suck/can't sing, and I have a good idea why they're famous.

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Seriously though.....I still want to bone her. Call it an overactive penis issue but I could have a great time for a night. Just some bottles of wine, a couple roofies to cover my lack of good looks and a video recorder to make plenty of money on the taped session. Don't judge me.

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CriminallyVu1gar wrote:
Crosscheck wrote:
CriminallyVu1gar wrote:
Made me lol, that's what everyone says about artists that appeal to the generation (or generations) after them.

Whore
Can't sing
Don't know why they're famous.

um no.
I like lots of good music, old and new.

Admittedly I can't stand R&B because taking a simple melody and turning every note into 3 notes doesn't give you soul, it makes you sound like an idiot who can't carry a tune.

And are you going to defend the performance of the Black Eyed Peas again.
Please tell me how I just didn't like it because I'm old.


Never said that. Simply said you used some pretty typical arguments to present an artist you don't like as untalented rather than simply stating that they're just not your taste, which is probably closer to the truth.

I don't like Led Zeppelin, Justin Bieber, or Lady Gaga but I don't say they suck/can't sing, and I have a good idea why they're famous.


I like Christina Aguilera (sometimes) and the Black Eyed Peas (almost religiously since Elephunk). That being said, both of them sucked. You don't get to be apologetic or defensive over shitty performances, and unless I missed something while admittedly skimming through this thread, you have yet to admit they sucked. Until you do that, I can't credit you with having any taste in music, and your opinion to me on this matter is meaningless. ;)

The Black Eyed Peas are an awful live "band". They don't have the voices for it. The NFL should have learned that by watching their performance at the Grammys last year.

Christina Aguilera fucked up the national anthem by trying to make it her own artistic rendition, instead of singing it with the rhythm and melodies it was intended to be sung with. She can fuck off for messing it up, and deserves every bit of criticism she gets.

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I think in terms of singers, this is my favorite non Doug Allen/Tara Minogue version



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NYIntensity wrote:
Christina Aguilera fucked up the national anthem by trying to make it her own artistic rendition, instead of singing it with the rhythm and melodies it was intended to be sung with. She can fuck off for messing it up, and deserves every bit of criticism she gets.


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