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CriminallyVu1gar

Post subject: Hockey Men of Genuis

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:29 am

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I think most of us remember Bud Light's Real Men of Genius campaign a few years back. I found this online:

Ten of college hockey's "Real Men of Genius"

• Mr. Perfect Figure 8 Zamboni Driver

• Mr. Yells "Shoot!" Every Time The Puck Goes To The Point On The Power Play

• Ms. Scantily Clad Coed Sitting at the Glass Behind the Home Bench

• Mr. Even Up Those Power Plays Official

• Upper Deck Guy Who Protests Offside Call Made 300 Yards Away

• Mr. Message Board Conspiracy Theorist

• Mr. Leave School Early with Nowhere To Go in Hopes that Vancouver Will Sign You

• Guy Who Holds A Five-Year Grudge About "No-Call" at NCAA Regional

• Mr. Overly Unsportsmanlike Dive Taker

• The "We Didn't Get Beat, We Beat Ourselves" Coach

What else ya got?

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sabresrocker56

Post subject: Re: Hockey Men of Genuis

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:37 am

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Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:49 pm
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Mr. "Hit Somebody!" whenever they go near the boards, even when it would be boarding.

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If Miller and Myers were playing like they did last year, we'd probably be over 500 right now.

If I had decided to jerk off instead, I probably wouldn't be paying child support...

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SABRESAllTheWay

Post subject: Re: Hockey Men of Genuis

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:39 am

MegaDouche

Joined: Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:41 am
Posts: 2752
Location: Fairfax, VA

Mr Standup by the glass when the players skate by you to be on tv guy

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Skyline_BNR34

Post subject: Re: Hockey Men of Genuis

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:52 am

Cup Winner

Joined: Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:34 pm
Posts: 13019
Location: North Carolina

Mr. Grumpy fan whose team is losing at an away game guy.

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CriminallyVu1gar wrote:

No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

Rud wrote:

As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.

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daz28

Post subject: Re: Hockey Men of Genuis

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:37 am

Star Sniper

Joined: Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:31 pm
Posts: 3363

Mr. that hit was dirty every time someone is injured.

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Sabretooth

Post subject: Re: Hockey Men of Genuis

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:26 am

Garbage Man

Joined: Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:52 am
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Mr. Buffalo Development Man Who Knows Absolutely No Shit About Hockey

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Skyline_BNR34

Post subject: Re: Hockey Men of Genuis

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:37 am

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Joined: Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:34 pm
Posts: 13019
Location: North Carolina

Mr. Boo players who left your team 5 years ago man.

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CriminallyVu1gar wrote:

No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

Rud wrote:

As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.

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Sabretooth

Post subject: Re: Hockey Men of Genuis

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:40 am

Garbage Man

Joined: Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:52 am
Posts: 1122

Mr. General manager who lacks balls and brain to acquire players with the right NHL experience to win Stanley Cup championships because the fax machine is unplugged or broken

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Sabresfansince1980

Post subject: Re: Hockey Men of Genuis

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:13 pm

Star Sniper

Joined: Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:45 pm
Posts: 3021
Location: So far away

Mr. "if I were GM" guy that always knows better with his 20/20 hindsight glasses.

Mr. bang on the glass behind the end boards because THIS TIME it will distract the d-man and cause a TO and goal.

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Wozniak

Post subject: Re: Hockey Men of Genuis

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:21 pm

Franchise Defenseman

Joined: Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:11 am
Posts: 2864
Location: Chicago

daz28 wrote:

Mr. that hit was dirty every time someone is injured.

Mr "Thats a penalty" every time someone from his team gets hit guy.

i sat next to one of these people. i wanted to kill him.

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X-pensfan

Post subject: Re: Hockey Men of Genuis

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:26 pm

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Joined: Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:31 am
Posts: 3668
Location: Pittsburgh

Mr. suffocate that hooker after dumpster sex after a loss guy.

...what?

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BlueandYellow

Post subject: Re: Hockey Men of Genuis

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:41 pm

Hart Winner

Joined: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:42 pm
Posts: 9770
Location: Buffalo, NY

Mr. This Trade Should and Will Happen Even Though It's a Crappy Trade Idea Guy.

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ironyisadeadscene

Post subject: Re: Hockey Men of Genuis

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:52 pm

Captain Dynasty

Joined: Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:01 pm
Posts: 15390
Location: michigan

Sabretooth wrote:

Mr. General manager who lacks balls and brain to acquire players with the right NHL experience to win Stanley Cup championships because the fax machine is unplugged or broken

yeah, we really needed michael zigomanis.

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daz28

Post subject: Re: Hockey Men of Genuis

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:09 pm

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Joined: Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:31 pm
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Wozniak wrote:

Mr "Thats a penalty" every time someone from his team gets hit guy.

i sat next to one of these people. i wanted to kill him.

You didn't happen to be in MTL were you? haha

maybe we just call this guy Mr. Hab

i like this thread

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Sabretooth

Post subject: Re: Hockey Men of Genuis

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:18 am

Garbage Man

Joined: Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:52 am
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ironyisadeadscene wrote:

Sabretooth wrote:

Mr. General manager who lacks balls and brain to acquire players with the right NHL experience to win Stanley Cup championships because the fax machine is unplugged or broken

yeah, we really needed michael zigomanis.

Mr. A broken fax machine helped me win a Stanley Cup to cap my career guy

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Wozniak

Post subject: Re: Hockey Men of Genuis

Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 2:02 pm

Franchise Defenseman

Joined: Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:11 am
Posts: 2864
Location: Chicago

daz28 wrote:

Wozniak wrote:

Mr "Thats a penalty" every time someone from his team gets hit guy.

i sat next to one of these people. i wanted to kill him.

You didn't happen to be in MTL were you? haha

maybe we just call this guy Mr. Hab

i like this thread

no, i went to the Buffalo at Chicago game in the fall and this hawks fan behind me wanted a penalty every time a Hawks player fell down.

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Markus

Post subject: Re: Hockey Men of Genuis

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:55 pm

Power Forward

Joined: Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:17 pm
Posts: 1495

Wozniak wrote:

daz28 wrote:

Wozniak wrote:

Mr "Thats a penalty" every time someone from his team gets hit guy.

i sat next to one of these people. i wanted to kill him.

You didn't happen to be in MTL were you? haha

maybe we just call this guy Mr. Hab

i like this thread

no, i went to the Buffalo at Chicago game in the fall and this hawks fan behind me wanted a penalty every time a Hawks player fell down.

I shit I was going to say the same thing to him. Damn Habs fans.

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