So, one of my "colleagues" is a Flyers fan. Sad, I know, I know.

I'm pretty much starting some playoff office warfare. I am not going to let it get _too_ out of hand, but why not shove a potential Sabres series win in a Flyers fans face. It's almost a dream of mine, kind of a bucket list thing.

What types of things should I do? Remember though, this has to be safe for the office.

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Steal his car and drive it into the ocean.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

This.

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Wheelhouse

Search Jim pranking Dwight on Youtube. Any of those should work...

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Girgensons for captain. Team Keep Nick DesLauriers forever.

@TJLuckman550

Change the screensaver/wallpaper on his computer to a sabres emblem or a message like "Flyers suck".

Print out Sabres logos, and when he steps away from his desk, tape them into the drawers of his desk so he sees them when he opens them.

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"Let's just trap Sekera in the caverns underneath HSBC arena." -BlueandYellow

Reporter: "Steve, you guys now lead the league in defensive scoring."
Montador: "It's probably because of how good-looking we are."

Fuck up his printer with a baseball bat in slow motion in a field.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Wack off and ejaculate into his coffee.

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Sophomore Bitches! Class of 2014!
R.I.P. Molly B. 5/28/96-5/23/11

give me a sec, i have an idea

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PSA: I am an overly sarcastic person. If you take me at my word, then i will most likely anger and offend you.

You're quick..... (giggity)

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

never mind on speed, i need to download better software, because i cant do what i need to in gimp

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PSA: I am an overly sarcastic person. If you take me at my word, then i will most likely anger and offend you.

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Sophomore Bitches! Class of 2014!
R.I.P. Molly B. 5/28/96-5/23/11

Fuck with the autocorrect on his computer so every word he types changes to Sabres.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

Along with this thought, change his homepage on whatever browser he uses to Sabres.com.

Set an auto-singature in his email-account that says "Go Sabres"

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time an alarm that you've hidden in his cubicle to go off at a specific time that plays the sabre dance.

get one of those motion detectable halloween monsters that makes noise and change the recording to rick jeanneret calling a goal (don't ask me, i wouldn't know how to do it). don't forget to tape a picture of rick jeanneret's face over it first.

if he has a mini-fridge, clear it out and pack it full of ryan miller's breakaway barrier ice cream. when he opens it and dons that look of bewilderment say, "oh yeah, sorry you keep getting shut out by miller. you've gotta admit, though, it's good."

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young people everywhere have been allowed to choose between love and a garbage disposal unit. everywhere they have chosen the garbage disposal unit. (guy debord)

Whenever we win just walk slowly by his desk in a pair of sweet Chips style sunglasses and say "Ooooh, yeah". Don''t forget the double hand index finger point.

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Find something that he uses quite often at work and wrap it in about 3 or 4 rolls of Blue & Gold hockey tape.

Like his mouse or something.

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy