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SABRESAllTheWay
PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:52 pm 
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I'm automatically disqualified from all dick measuring contests due to my use of P.E.D.s in the early 2000's

Yeah, it got you to 3"....

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fly as hale
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And I thought getting a college degree would finally free me from being an official dick measurer... Oh well, old habits and all.

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jvaccaro6
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Lol, well, it wasn't the kind that makes your junk grow smaller, it was the kind that makes you super horny, and grow giant muscles covered in acne...

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We didn't tell you that was the reason we picked a female mod?
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jvaccaro6
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fly as hale wrote:
And I thought getting a college degree would finally free me from being an official dick measurer... Oh well, old habits and all.



I dunno, my grammy always told me find something you're good at and stick with it.

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motzie12ak
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it's crazy how quickly a thread can change from one extreme to the other.....

I am amused.
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CriminallyVu1gar
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so who has a bigger penis? all i've been able to gather thusfar is not jay.

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ironyisadeadscene
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my penis is huge.

in china.



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motzie12ak
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just saying I'd totally win this competition.........totally.......
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Montalo
PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:31 pm 
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shoot, the way jay's talking, anyone would have him by a mile

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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
my penis is huge.

in china.



:(


Don't get too cocky :D

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?q=1&reportId=3073

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Just to clarify; I am only kidding...I am not going to divulge too many details, but I will just say I've never had a complaint, and thats good enough for me.

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Montalo
PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:20 pm 
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jest is hard to tell over the internet(for the record, i was trying to keep with the joking tone)

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me at the bar:

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OldTimeHockey
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I know its Pronger, but I really don't care. Sure Pronger playing may decrease the scoring chances we get...but its Brobovsky.

I can't put my finger on exactly why, but I really just don't give a shit who we play. Frankly, right now, I wouldn't care if were were playing cloned roster of Sidney Crosbys. We're coming home with a split, so deal with it if you wear orange sweaters.

Just shoot the puck like redneck that got a case of beer and a case of shells for Christmas....impulsively, repeatedly, giddily, and who gives a shit where you're aiming just get it in the general direction.

Scare the fuck out of this guy...shoot like you're Zhitnik fighting a bout of Tourette's. Just let it fly once you pass the blueline. Don't show this guy any form of respect.

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So hey guys, about Prong...


CriminallyVu1gar wrote:
so who has a bigger penis? all i've been able to gather thusfar is not jay.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:55 pm 
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http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=362000

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Have McCormick just start saying the most obscene and bad things to Bobrovski. Just absolutely disturb him.

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mechaphil
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Have McCormick just start saying the most obscene and bad things to Bobrovski. Just absolutely disturb him.

Just have him start shouting about blumpkins

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