does anybody else know what that means? there's only three ways you get hospitalized for dehydration:

1) you're a wrestler trying to make the lower weight class
2) you're too stupid to know you're thirsty
3) massive diarrhea

we know he's not number one, he may be dumb but he's not dumb enough to ignore bodily functions...i mean he doesn't poop his pants during the games...so by power of deductive reasoning...number three is the answer.

A Habs fan must have gotten to his water bottle.

So I watched the Rags/Craps game last night and I must say that the Capitals are without a weak link right now, they are really firing on all cylinders. But, the Rags are broken and ready for golf, they paid a hefty physical toll during the regular season and even Lundqvuist looked a little rattled last night. So I think the Caps look better than they are. I hope...

I WISH AVERY WOULD PUT HIS DESIGNER PURSE DOWN AND HIT OVECHKIN!

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"I love that you know how to do that." Cheryl/Carol/Crystal

"And I love that I have an erection that doesn't involve homeless people." Kreiger

malkin skating, miles ahead of schedule. could return to the playoffs if the pens stick around.

per cbc.

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They need him. The Lightning are taking them to the woodshed right now...

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"Let's just trap Sekera in the caverns underneath HSBC arena." -BlueandYellow

Reporter: "Steve, you guys now lead the league in defensive scoring."
Montador: "It's probably because of how good-looking we are."

I don't see this lead collapsing. If the Bolts force game 7, they'll win. Call it a hunch.

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peter chiarrelli expects better of kaberle

http://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/nh ... om-kaberle

i dunno if its wise to call out someone during the post season, or maybe it is, but it kinda sounds like the bruins feel they were ripped.

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6-0, Lightning on 19 shots on goal hahaha

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"Let's just trap Sekera in the caverns underneath HSBC arena." -BlueandYellow

Reporter: "Steve, you guys now lead the league in defensive scoring."
Montador: "It's probably because of how good-looking we are."

7-0

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Oh, 7-1.. Cue the comeback!!!

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"Let's just trap Sekera in the caverns underneath HSBC arena." -BlueandYellow

Reporter: "Steve, you guys now lead the league in defensive scoring."
Montador: "It's probably because of how good-looking we are."

8-2. Hahahahaha

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mechaphil

So Chris Drury just went pissy spider monkey on a Capital (Laich?) who was celebrating the Caps' first goal.

Chris Drury attacked a player who was reasonably celebrating his team's goal.

Chris Drury is a bitch.

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Wow, I missed it but I'll have to catch a replay.

Yeah, I saw that.

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"Let's just trap Sekera in the caverns underneath HSBC arena." -BlueandYellow

Reporter: "Steve, you guys now lead the league in defensive scoring."
Montador: "It's probably because of how good-looking we are."

The Rags are toast.

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mechaphil

and then there were 14...

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Bring on the caps!!!

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"Let's just trap Sekera in the caverns underneath HSBC arena." -BlueandYellow

Reporter: "Steve, you guys now lead the league in defensive scoring."
Montador: "It's probably because of how good-looking we are."

how bout we beat philly first?

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Michael Ryder just made a glove save to stop a very dangerous MTL chance. Holy fuck.

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