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ItsMe
PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:01 pm 
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SchonyGal wrote:
sabretoothpick wrote:
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Anyone have any good jokes?
A guy seeing the urologist. Urologist:" You have to stop masturbating"...Man: "Why?"...Urologist: "Otherwise I can't examine you!"


That was random :o

Nice.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Hear the same joke. only it was female oriented...........

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Displaced Fan
PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:01 pm 
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Why does no one use chat for game days?


Chat is after the game ends when everyone is drunk :shhh:


i need to get to the liquor store


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YodaMage
PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:01 pm 
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I sit in chat and talk to myself...mostly about Roy and Connolly who are thus far making Hecht look like an all star.


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Displaced Fan
PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:01 pm 
rbochan wrote:
sabretoothpick wrote:
SchonyGal wrote:
Anyone have any good jokes?


A guy seeing the urologist. Urologist:" You have to stop masturbating"...Man:" Why?"...Urologist:"Otherwise I can't examine you!"

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Moooooon River


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acrossthelines
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Quiero PUNTOOOOOOOOOOOS.

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Skyline_BNR34
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SOMEONE ANSWER MY QUESTION.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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icehound
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icehound holds up the first two fingers of his right hand and asks: "Why should women always masturbate with these two fingers?"

...no reply?

"Because they're mine dammit...!"


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Displaced Fan
PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:03 pm 
Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
SOMEONE ANSWER MY QUESTION.

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hnfjw
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need a goal...


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sabresindc
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rbochan wrote:
sabretoothpick wrote:
SchonyGal wrote:
Anyone have any good jokes?


A guy seeing the urologist. Urologist:" You have to stop masturbating"...Man:" Why?"...Urologist:"Otherwise I can't examine you!"

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOON RIVER!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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wollt ihr die sabres oben sehen müsst ihr die tabelle drehn.

It's a phrase that basically means, if you wanna see the Sabres at the top, turn the rankings.


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Squanto
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Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
SOMEONE ANSWER MY QUESTION.


At the risk of sounding like a prick...he identifies him EVERY NIGHT. :p

Mike Robitaille.


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Sneaky E
PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:03 pm 
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Let's go Buffalo indeed, organ guy. :roll:


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sabresindc
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hnfjw wrote:
need a goal...

ahhh, need three of them

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sabretoothpick wrote:
Yhoshi wrote:
wollt ihr die sabres oben sehen müsst ihr die tabelle drehn.

It's a phrase that basically means, if you wanna see the Sabres at the top, turn the rankings.


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Skyline_BNR34
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Displaced Fan wrote:
Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
SOMEONE ANSWER MY QUESTION.

?

It was on the last page, but who does the intermission reports for Buffalo on MSG? Sylvester and who else?

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CriminallyVu1gar wrote:
No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

Rud wrote:
As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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hnfjw
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sabresindc wrote:
hnfjw wrote:
need a goal...

ahhh, need three of them


need one before we can get 3


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Displaced Fan
PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:05 pm 
Squanto wrote:
Skyline_BNR34 wrote:
SOMEONE ANSWER MY QUESTION.


At the risk of sounding like a prick...he identifies him EVERY NIGHT. :p

And he's been with us for eight hundred and forty years





Mike Robitaille.


fixed


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acrossthelines
PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:05 pm 
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I just want to know why we always have to suck against the Thrashers.

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SchonyGal
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YodaMage wrote:
I sit in chat and talk to myself...


Do you watch yourself on cam too?


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hnfjw
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SchonyGal wrote:
YodaMage wrote:
I sit in chat and talk to myself...


Do you watch yourself on cam too?


maybe he is watching you... similiar to Geico


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BS1970
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I bet we're going to end up playing the Thrashers in the playoffs. How do you think that will turn out...

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