Wait until you hit 30.

In other news...I need a job for summer...anybody got an opening where they work that will take an over qualified underachieving idiot? I mean the job market is flooded.

I've got experience in office work, bartending, waiting tables, bouncing (even though I'm no longer an intimidating man), and well pretty much every position in a bar/restaurant.

Anybody who could hook me up with atleast a lead would be in my good graces for a while.

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Squanto 7/27/2010

Hey, everyone. Fed up with unintelligent life on ESPN's Sportsnation flooding the Sabres board from the Flyers board last night made be come here to build up morale to make Flyer fans' lives miserable beyond hell.

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Let's go Buffalo!

Looking into dance lessons for my daughter...holy fucking shit is that shit expensive!!!!

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Dancing with the Flyers
Part 1: Briere, Pronger, Richards, and van Riemsdyk dancing in south Philadelphia's ghettos
Part 2: Bouched gets kaboomed in the crease
Part 3: Series cancelled with no other Flyers to go around

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Let's go Buffalo!

Done with the mindless task of editing my portfolio, now to print everything out and assemble this thing...

I swear, the amount of hours and lost sleep put into this portfolio...I better ace this course and land a job with it.

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Hockey Night in Buffalo

I hit 5'10, 160 over the winter which was the biggest I've ever been (usually hovering between 148-152) then got sick and dropped eight pounds.

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My boyfriend is 5'10" and weighs about 130-135. I find it weird that he doesn't weigh too much more than I do. He's super super scrawny.

I have a couple former coworkers that both have about that build. Though one is actually a tad taller and still only about that weight.

Today is employee appreciation day at work which means free lunch!

Grass skirts and leis are everywhere. I managed to snag a gold colored one which shall be part of my game wear tonight.

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He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

alright! first tornado watch of the spring! (but not 2011)

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oh just wait til its recital time. the costumes, photos, and tickets for the family will really drain you.

We got hit in the central NC area on the 16th. They were bad too. One destroyed a lowes here.

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I remember my sister took dance lessons and ever year we had to go to a recital. One of those years my little brother shoved a cinnamon tic-tac up his nose and it was stuck there for a good five minutes. He cried and my Mom had to take him outside while the recital was going on. The whole time my brother and I were laughing hysterically.

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I'm trying to convince her to take up karate instead. Gymnastics is cheaper too.

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Plus kids dance recitals are so mind numbingly boring you'll want to kill yourself. Both my sisters did dance, it was truly awful to watch. The only thing that made them even semi worth while was the child of a family friend, who without fail would never follow the routine and just wander around the stage doing her own thing every single time.

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... that's my daughter you're describing. Of course, at her end of the year recital, she was scheduled to dance in two numbers. She missed the first because she had to poop. That's good blackmail material right there.

Ham

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could go with cheerleading. its the perfect mix of dance and gymnastics, really. and SO much cheaper than either one. i did it for 12 years. its really especially fun when you're young.

now that the sabres season is done i guess it's time for me to start watching the mets... i hate this time of year more than anything for that reason. i care less and less every season about baseball.

I hate that I have the knees of an old person.