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PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 11:17 pm 
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Cracked.com is completely acceptable means of killing time before the end of a person's shift at work.

Even is it has been for the last hour or so. :lol:


Cracked.com is an acceptable means of killing time anywhere, at any time, no matter what. Have tests and papers due the next day? Screw 'em. Cracked is better.


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Cracked.com is completely acceptable means of killing time before the end of a person's shift at work.

Even is it has been for the last hour or so. :lol:


Yeah, I read cracked every day. Break, College Humor, Cracked, and FML.

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Cracked is the only one they haven't blocked at work (Yet), and thank god. It has some of the best BS and yet true to life things what will make you go, "HOLYSHITFUCKIDIDNTTHINKTHATWASTRUE!" stuff on the web.

Love the read on thrash metal on that site! :lol:

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AudSabres wrote:
Cracked is the only one they haven't blocked at work (Yet), and thank god. It has some of the best BS and yet true to life things what will make you go, "HOLYSHITFUCKIDIDNTTHINKTHATWASTRUE!" stuff on the web.

Love the read on thrash metal on that site! :lol:


I was too afraid to go to sites like that when I worked. I tried to stick to things that were a bit more safe for work like hockey forums and wikipedia. Though when I interned, I went to the Tucker Max Message Board a lot.

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AudSabres wrote:
Cracked is the only one they haven't blocked at work (Yet), and thank god. It has some of the best BS and yet true to life things what will make you go, "HOLYSHITFUCKIDIDNTTHINKTHATWASTRUE!" stuff on the web.

Love the read on thrash metal on that site! :lol:


I was too afraid to go to sites like that when I worked. I tried to stick to things that were a bit more safe for work like hockey forums and wikipedia. Though when I interned, I went to the Tucker Max Message Board a lot.


lol, I was the same, man. Then, I discovered our IT guy was a big time stoner and could care less as to what we surf. Just so happened that "Big Brother" gave him a list of sites that were blocked and would trigger a red light when anyone would try to access them. So, being a good friend that he is, he passed them onto me as a heads up. For example, I can't access ebay.com or ebay.ca But tonight, I made a purchase on ebay.co.uk for a Vanek 40th T-Shirt with no problem :lol: In my position, I'm supposed to bust the chops of those who frequent sites which aren't permitted on the floor. But shit, who am I to do so? Wait, I do that anyway. I guess that makes me a bastard/asshole after all :dance:

Side note, anyone wanting the read.. Here is the thrash metal link from cracked.com

http://www.cracked.com/funny-6333-thrash-metal/

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Cruel.com used to be pretty cool. Lots of strange, random stuff on there. That's where I stumbled upon MCHawking, among other things.

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AudSabres wrote:
CriminallyVu1gar wrote:
AudSabres wrote:
Cracked is the only one they haven't blocked at work (Yet), and thank god. It has some of the best BS and yet true to life things what will make you go, "HOLYSHITFUCKIDIDNTTHINKTHATWASTRUE!" stuff on the web.

Love the read on thrash metal on that site! :lol:


I was too afraid to go to sites like that when I worked. I tried to stick to things that were a bit more safe for work like hockey forums and wikipedia. Though when I interned, I went to the Tucker Max Message Board a lot.


lol, I was the same, man. Then, I discovered our IT guy was a big time stoner and could care less as to what we surf. Just so happened that "Big Brother" gave him a list of sites that were blocked and would trigger a red light when anyone would try to access them. So, being a good friend that he is, he passed them onto me as a heads up. For example, I can't access ebay.com or ebay.ca But tonight, I made a purchase on ebay.co.uk for a Vanek 40th T-Shirt with no problem :lol: In my position, I'm supposed to bust the chops of those who frequent sites which aren't permitted on the floor. But shit, who am I to do so? Wait, I do that anyway. I guess that makes me a bastard/asshole after all :dance:

Side note, anyone wanting the read.. Here is the thrash metal link from cracked.com

http://www.cracked.com/funny-6333-thrash-metal/

\m/


Yeah at my internship, I don't think they had a dedicated IT person, just someone else in a different job that helped out with IT stuff when necessary. I know when the internet went down (which brings can engineering firm to a screeching halt since all the software licenses don't work) they contracted someone to fix it. I don't even know if they had any sort of filter, I don't remember anything being blocked, but I tried to keep it relatively clean.

At my actual job, I ran into our filter a ton of times, most of them during lunch and most of them on accident (i.e. trying to get resident info to call regarding a proposed easement from yellowpages.com and getting blocked for trying to access a "social networking" site.)

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I should have known better. to be called out like that. what am i? 18? and i act on it? shame on you, mike.

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lol, I was the same, man. Then, I discovered our IT guy was a big time stoner and could care less as to what we surf. Just so happened that "Big Brother" gave him a list of sites that were blocked and would trigger a red light when anyone would try to access them. So, being a good friend that he is, he passed them onto me as a heads up. For example, I can't access ebay.com or ebay.ca But tonight, I made a purchase on ebay.co.uk for a Vanek 40th T-Shirt with no problem :lol: In my position, I'm supposed to bust the chops of those who frequent sites which aren't permitted on the floor. But shit, who am I to do so? Wait, I do that anyway. I guess that makes me a bastard/asshole after all :dance:


I've yet to meet an IT guy that filters things because they want to. They do it because they are told to.

It's sometimes a legitimate reason too. We pay a couple thousand a month for a circuit from our call center to my office, where they get their internet access from. Historically, 85% of the traffic coming over that link has nothing to do with work, so really we're paying for something we don't need so people can fuck off instead of working. :)


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Fucking off at work. This is EXACTLY what the internet was made for!

And porn. :lol:

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I am so bored tonight. Nobody at home ever wants to do stuff, lol.

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I should have known better. to be called out like that. what am i? 18? and i act on it? shame on you, mike.

Oh, what happened?

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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I should have known better. to be called out like that. what am i? 18? and i act on it? shame on you, mike.

Oh, what happened?


oh just drunk girl drama. made out with a hotty who was mad afterwards because she has a boyfriend. she was the one who initiated it.

whatever, she was hot and out of my league, ill chalk it up as a win.

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I should have known better. to be called out like that. what am i? 18? and i act on it? shame on you, mike.

Oh, what happened?


oh just drunk girl drama. made out with a hotty who was mad afterwards because she has a boyfriend. she was the one who initiated it.

whatever, she was hot and out of my league, ill chalk it up as a win.

That is a win Mike.

Sold my car today, time for something better.

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No need for violence, just tell her she's got a game misconduct and show her the door.

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As I said in the GDT, the call on Rivet was horseshit. The Bruins player was holding onto Rivet's stick like it was the last fucking raft on the Titanic.


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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
I should have known better. to be called out like that. what am i? 18? and i act on it? shame on you, mike.

Oh, what happened?


oh just drunk girl drama. made out with a hotty who was mad afterwards because she has a boyfriend. she was the one who initiated it.

whatever, she was hot and out of my league, ill chalk it up as a win.

That is a win Mike.

Sold my car today, time for something better.


Double win on both accounts!

lol, "Youngblood" is coming up on espn classic after this show on Paul Henderson. Rob Lowe as a hockey player? Pffffttt...

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my friend called up a little while ago. she was drunk and stayed at his house. hes living with his parents before he and his fiancee move to denver next month. ANYWAYS. he calls me and says, dude, **** (im not gonna give names. cause ya never know) he says, dude. she LOVED you. she thinks your a sweetheart, and funny, and she adores you.

of course, hes my in, hes moving, and she has a boyfriend, so im fucked on all accounts. but hey, i guess shes not so mad now, eh?

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I dunno man, if she thinks of you like that, and is less upset about the whole matter now, maybe you've given her something to think about?

Glass half full approach?

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ive met the girl twice. both times i guess i was charming *rubs knuckles on shirt* but i have no way of contacting her. i guess her boyfriend is a weirdo and theyve been official for a month and hes confessed his undying love for her, and shes all.. uh... what? she didnt act like a girl in a happy relationship. but then again, neither does my buddy, and he has a fiance.

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