Hahaha. I love these boards.

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Girgensons for captain. Team Keep Nick DesLauriers forever.

@TJLuckman550

Means me and B&Y have skills.

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Nobody can bitch like us. Not even John Stewart and Bill O'reilly.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

DO NOT make me get the mustard!

i will fuck your day up. i fucking hate mustard. i would drive my ass out there and figure something out.

someone put mustard on my car this weekend. once i know who it was, they will know how much i fucking hate that wretched yellow shit.

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I know how much you hate mustard. I would never legitimately do such a thing, unless you did push me, cuz I'm weak and couldn't do anything else to hurt you.

LOL. Irony, what's worse, someone pointing a gun at you, or a mustard bottle?

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

fuckin mustard. by far.

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All kinds of mustard, Mike? Wait, what about horseradish mustard? Wait, is that even to be considered mustard?

I think it’s like a Horseradish/mustard hybrid. Like, Horse-tard or Must-ish…

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

Never thought I'd know somebody who shares the hatred I have for mustard. Baby shit in a bottle.

The world would be a much better place without mustard in it. HATE IT.

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Wheelhouse

I feel the same about ketchup.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

I love mustard.

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no dude. i flip out. if someone tosses a bottle of mustard toward me, i will usually spike it away from me. or ill just damn throw the thing away from me. i seriously gag if i see mustard.

i absolutely hate the shit. the sight, the smell. and the one time i tasted that fucking shit.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Dude. Right. There. With. You. Gag fucking city.

I would soak a fucking hot dog with ipecac before I put mustard on it.

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Wheelhouse

eh, people think i got my hatred for mustard from rake yohn because i used to love the CKY videos. hell no.

my hatred started one night when my dad was eating pretzels. they were mustard pretzels. i remember the taste (im honestly struggling not to gag at this moment) and i threw up everywhere.

i now wont eat pretzels now unless i see the bag. just in case.

my room mate in college dumped mustard on me in the shower, and he ran down the hall to his girlfriends. i chased him, naked, down the hall, wet and covered in fucking mustard.

i got him back though. i sack tapped him and he puked.

edit: i find it ironic this thread is about mustard, and everytime i see my avatar, it now reminds me of mustard. i swear, if you guys ruin michigans jerseys for me....

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Isn't this why you keep me around? Unless it's the pretty face...but in that case you'd be the muscle...

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

Don't worry, Michigan's performance on the field is enough to make a man puke, dont think you have to worry about ugly ass mustard jerseys doing that...

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

brady hoke is the man. that program was already on the up and up, and he will accelerate the process.

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brothers! where have you been do defend me in arguments all of my life!?

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FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN

"on the ice now for buffalo, looking for the pass, and gets it, afinogenov, couldnt get the shot away, now HE DOES, HE SCORES!!!! HOLY MACKEREL ROLE THE HIGH LIGHT FILM, MAXIM AFINOGENOV, WHAT A MOVE!!!!.... thats not fair... that was unbelievable"
-R.J. and Lorenz