It's a fun game where you have to make the cleverbot admit that he's a computer, here, I'll show you my winning sentences.

Me: Are you a Buffalo Sabres fan?
Cleverbot: No.
Me:What's your favorite NHL Hockey team?
Cleverbot:I don't have one.
Me: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I am a computer.

Wanna try? It's actually pretty fun, here's the link:
http://cleverbot.com/

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Sophomore Bitches! Class of 2014!
R.I.P. Molly B. 5/28/96-5/23/11

IT KEEPS CALLING ME A CHATBOT AND IT THINKS ITS A HUMAN FUCK THIS. It called me stupid and I'm sad now... =(

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Everytime I click Chat to Cleverbot it just sends me to the home page with nothing to chat in? lol

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LETS GO BUFFALO!

Same here now.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Bot: Why do you think so?
Me: Because you're a human computer.
Bot: I am no invention, I am a work of nature.
Me: If nature created a computer.
Bot: Me too.
Me: So you ARE a computer?
Bot: Of course. What'd you think I was?
Me: A FUCK MOOSE
Bot: No, you are.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

Yeah, It's so damn clever.... NOT

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User: Welcome to Cleverbot. Try to convince the computer that it is in fact a computer. You may begin now.

Cleverbot: I am a computer.

User: Win.

I did this one on my iPod lol... yeah I was like holy shit that was too easy.

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LETS GO BUFFALO!

i asked it if it wanted to get gay with me, and it said yes.

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Shouldn't you have blood running through your veins?
Yes I do.
What blood type are you?
Z.
There's no such thing as blood type "z". You must be a computer.
This is true. Which begs the question. What is your agenda?

Me: Oh so you ARE a computer.
Bot: No no i'm a dude on the computer at school.
Me: Right. You're a computer who works at a school.
Bot: But I am a software program used to teach.
Me: A computer.
Bot: No me... A computer.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

I used to do that with SmarterChild on AIM. It used to frustrate me so I stopped because I realized I was letting a robot get under my skin.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

smarterchild was a dick!

once it asked me what my hobbies are, and i replied "molesting children" and it asked me what else i enjoy.
i was 17, sue me.

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Right? He was a smug little prick! I hated him.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

This thing is such a smartass. Oooh, it's good, but I'll get it eventually...

I talked to that thing for like an hour... And I still didn't convince it that it was a computer... wow...

Highlights of the convo...

- It yelling at me that I was mean whenever I called it a bitch. That happened pretty frequently.

- Debating the existence of God, and the credibility of the Bible.

- Setting up a meeting for sex. Me: "Want to have sex?" Bot: "That would be messy." We went on to agree on 5 minutes in my room. The bot had to show up naked, though.

- Me telling the computer that I was a computer, and it getting all sarcastic and smartassy on me. That was funny, but also annoying. I have a few friends that act a lot like this computer.

- Asking me to help it take over the world. It told me to take over the South while it took over the North. Then we argued over whether to institute slavery or not.

- Trying to set up a meeting to have a fight. Stupid little bitch backed out though. Pff. I could totally have taken him/her/it.

- The bot trying to convince me that it was my father, and my name was Will.

I think I broke him. I asked if the yeti exists and it's been thinking for over 5 minutes and is still thinking.

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"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." ~ Han Solo


We truly are not worthy of Miller!

User: If you don't love me you have no emotions.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot because I do have emotions.
User: Why do you think I think you're a bot, you're admitting you are a bot then.
Cleverbot: Because I am.
User: Score.
Cleverbot: I have to go now because you offended me.

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Yeah, threaten it a few times that you'll start taking out RAM and it will eventually admit it's a bot/computer/whatever you want it to be.

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Well that was easy

User: Man machine interface.

Cleverbot: You're using an interface to talk to me, yes.

User: If I'm the man, then you're the machine.

Cleverbot: Ok fine, I'm the machine. Are you happy now?

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mechaphil

User: If you are a computer and I'm a human, what does that make you?

Cleverbot: It makes me you!

User: A computer is a human?

Cleverbot: Computer.

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