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patkane88
PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 10:25 pm 
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Last night I ate a bacon cheeseburger that didn't taste like it usually does but I thought it was just me, then around 2:30 am this morning my stomach hurt like hell and i wanted to puke but I never did and I went back to sleep. I woke up at about 9:00am still feeling some pain and I just thought from yesterday I never drank a lot of water so I wake up and drink 3 glasses of water and I felt better. Than 11:00am comes a long and the pain in my stomach is back and 30mintues later I puke like there is no tomorrow.

I felt better after I threw up so I go outside to cut grass, then the pain comes back and I puked up stomach bile like crazy (6 times to be exact). Finnaly 6 pm comes along and I feel 100% better.

I think I may have had a bout with food poisoning, has anyone ever had food poisoning before?

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Last night I ate a bacon cheeseburger that didn't taste like it usually does but I thought it was just me, then around 2:30 am this morning my stomach hurt like hell and i wanted to puke but I never did and I went back to sleep. I woke up at about 9:00am still feeling some pain and I just thought from yesterday I never drank a lot of water so I wake up and drink 3 glasses of water and I felt better. Than 11:00am comes a long and the pain in my stomach is back and 30mintues later I puke like there is no tomorrow.

I felt better after I threw up so I go outside to cut grass, then the pain comes back and I puked up stomach bile like crazy (6 times to be exact). Finnaly 6 pm comes along and I feel 100% better.

I think I may have had a bout with food poisoning, has anyone ever had food poisoning before?

I've had food poisoning, and I remember the immense stomach pains and vomiting, but I really didn't remember me feeling better then feel worse all of the sudden.

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It seemed like I hadn't been here in a long time but I haven't been here since the end of April-ish. Hmmmm.

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It seemed like I hadn't been here in a long time but I haven't been here since the end of April-ish. Hmmmm.

HELLO ANYWAY!!

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Every time I listen to the Marshall Mathers LP, I am blown away by the lyrical genius of Eminem. Anyone who says rapping doesn't take any talent is out of their minds. His mastery of the English language would put Harvard professors to shame.

you were good until the last sentence. Hes just good at rapidly turning out sentences (in most cases) that have a rhythm and flow to them about any given subject. i wouldnt necessarily call "I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady/All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating/So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?"" mastery of the english language.


To be fair, "The Real Slim Shady" is not a great example of his lyrical genius. For evidence of that, look no further than "Stan". That song is a total masterpiece. Another example of his mastery of the English language would be "Lose Yourself", which might just be the greatest rap song of all time. His use of literary devices, assonance, dissonance, consonance, alliteration, rhyme scheme, meter, and many other techniques makes him an elite user of the English language, despite not even having a high school diploma.


it's gettin' even hahdah trynna feed n wata my seed plus teeter totta caught up between bein' a fathah and a prima donna baby mama drama's screamin' on and too much for me to wanna stay in one spot

Still one of my favorite parts to belt out of any song ever.

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Moving out by yourself when you live on the third floor with no elevator and the apartment is 82 degrees because the AC is broken, and having to clean everything because your stupid roommates left a bunch of mess behind is awful. Luckily I'm almost done but still... ugh. I can't imagine how many calories I'm burning from all of this. I also can't imagine how much dust I've inhaled.


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sometimes I realize that I'll likely only go back to Buffalo two or three times throughout the rest of my life and feel purely sad. I lived there for my adolescence. That counts as much as childhood, I think.

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I have a knot to end all knots in my left shoulder. Feels like a bone and sends fiery sharp pain shooting down my arm and back when it's touched with the slightest pressure. That'll be fun to have rubbed out.

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caros not gonna like this gilbert gottfried joke.

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I like Gilbert Gottfried, but that joke is just gross.

And not to split hairs (I know it's just a joke), but Marilyn is interred in a crypt, not buried underground.

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coming to buff tomorrow night for edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros. is going to be so weird coming into the city and not going straight to hsbc.


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Started my latest project yesterday; The Making of the Calder Cup.

The base is going to be pretty tough to get down pat...

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fly as hale wrote:
I like Gilbert Gottfried, but that joke is just gross.

And not to split hairs (I know it's just a joke), but Marilyn is interred in a crypt, not buried underground.


hes been telling jokes like that all day. hes hilarious, but that one is pretty rancid. (no pun) but thats sorta his shtick.

ever hear his version of the aristocats joke?

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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
fly as hale wrote:
I like Gilbert Gottfried, but that joke is just gross.

And not to split hairs (I know it's just a joke), but Marilyn is interred in a crypt, not buried underground.


hes been telling jokes like that all day. hes hilarious, but that one is pretty rancid. (no pun) but thats sorta his shtick.

ever hear his version of the aristocats joke?

Listen man. Aristocrats jokes SUCK. You'd think that verbal words strung up into a long family cluster fuck can't make people gag, but me, usually immune to disgusting stuff like that, GAGGED. I guess I just find incest INCREDIBLY disgusting.

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Tired of working, but my next day off isn't until next Saturday. BLAH

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Found out of another run coming up next month I'm going to start training for. It's called, "Not since Moses".

Somewhere in the Valley, when the tied drops from something like 15 meters to 0 on the morning of July 3rd, they are having a 5 and10k run on the shore. And, I just bought me a pair of "Toe shoes" which will be perfect for the event :D ! First place takes $100, 2nd takes $75 and 3rd is $50.

Over all, sounds like one hell of a fun day!

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