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ironyisadeadscene
PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:33 pm 
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people will come, ray....

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End The Curse
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WHAT THE HEALTH CENTER AT MY SCHOOL GIVES THREE FREE MASSAGES TO EVERY STUDENT EACH SEMESTER

I feel like this is the best-kept secret in the history of the world.

Happy endings?

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H0CKEYisL0VEx24
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Today at work I helped Drew Stafford find his lost iPhone! It was a success!


:o

I am so jealous of you. What was he going to see?

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H0CKEYisL0VEx24
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motzie12ak wrote:
http://shop.nhl.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3759705&cp=3824271&clickid=body_bestsell_img


i want this!!

Oooh that's neat!!! I can't find the sweatshirt I want online. It's more of a fleece.

This is pretty close:
http://shop.nhl.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3198988&cp=3176609&clickid=body_bestsell_img I think the yellow is in a different pattern. And I don't think it was women's, I think it was men's.

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fly as hale
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H0CKEYisL0VEx24 wrote:
fly as hale wrote:
Today at work I helped Drew Stafford find his lost iPhone! It was a success!


:o

I am so jealous of you. What was he going to see?

Zombieland

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:27 pm 
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I am so ready to disembowel and skin the filthy creature I live with...

After having cleaned the charred, brown, greasy, scorched mess of his cooking, off the stove - A task which took me four hours - he decides to cook something and allow it to overcook and overflow....and char and bake itself to the element, and the previously pristine stove-top.

All the while he's just sitting watching the ballgame, while everything's hissing and scorching and flaming.

And the most wonderful bonus, in all this, is that the cunt, bastard, whore, piece-of-shit, fucker is not only using my $100 Calphalon sauce-pan; But the same unspeakable fucking animal is using a 15-cent, Goodwill, secondhand, "I'm-a-white-trash-ignorant-douchebag" fork to stir and scratch the fucking Teflon on my fucking pan.

God fucking help this cocksucker - I'll kill him where he sits.

My ears are fucking ringing, and I'm about to stroke out.


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fly as hale
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Kill him, Ice...I ain't gonna tell no one.

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icehound
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Kill him, Ice...I ain't gonna tell no one.


I swear, Caro - I'm really at my wits' end with this disgusting, inconsiderate creature.

I'm actively looking for a new place, but this asshole is almost $2k behind in rent and utility payments, and that's money I've sweated blood for, and will never see again, either way.

I'm a very, very, very patient human being - It's taken me twenty years to calm down from the explosive hot-head I used to be.

But, this fucker is really testing my graciousness. So help me, I'll fucking go thermonuclear on his ass and break his face up, pretty badly.


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acrossthelines
PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:00 pm 
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$2k behind?
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icehound
PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:01 pm 
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acrossthelines wrote:
$2k behind?
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Exactly.


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Wozniak
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$2k behind?
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thats an awesome image. Ice, that blows.

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mechaphil
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If for no other reason, I'd be ready to kick the ever-living shit out of him for forking up a Calphalon pan. Those things are manna from heaven for home chefs.

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psychemedisabrefan
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http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/realit ... r-or-best/

i may be slightly inebriated but this is funny.

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Displaced Fan
PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:19 pm 
Midterm done...report done...essays done....grade on midterm: 95...suck it Trebek.


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fly as hale
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icehound wrote:
But, this fucker is really testing my graciousness. So help me, I'll fucking go thermonuclear on his ass and break his face up, pretty badly.

Just don't post his picture anywhere up on your wall, where you can stare it while you eat dinner. It might make you slash his throat or something... :D

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End The Curse
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Midterm done...report done...essays done....grade on midterm: 95...suck it Trebek.

Sounds like it's time for a cocktail!

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fly as hale
PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:14 am 
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I drew a chair today.

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icehound
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I drew a few breaths, and a coupla drafts - Might even draw me a bath, before I retire.

I know..."Shut up, ice."

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Displaced Fan
PostPosted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:21 am 
End The Curse wrote:
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Midterm done...report done...essays done....grade on midterm: 95...suck it Trebek.

Sounds like it's time for a cocktail!


i never have a drink in the house when I need one.


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acrossthelines
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acrossthelines wrote:
$2k behind?
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thats an awesome image. Ice, that blows.


Tinypic searches ftw.

These would have also sufficed:
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La dee da I love gifs...

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