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BagBoy
PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:06 pm 
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BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Washington DC

Washington (DC)- The Washington Redskins football practice was delayed
nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white
powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Jim Zorn immediately
suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white
substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again this season.
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My stepmom sent me this, because...well because I'm a Redskins fan. I'm not proud of it, but I have learned to accept it.

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mechaphil
PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:07 pm 
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OH GOD I LOVE THAT!

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fly as hale
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hahaha :lol:

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SABRESAllTheWay
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I am dying right now!!! ROFLCOPTER!!!!

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mechaphil
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LOLLERCOASTER!

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Skyline_BNR34
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, That is awesome.

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Oh that's AWESOME. Fuckin Dan Snyder. Worst owner EVER.

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That is so funny, thank you for that.

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That was absolutely amazing.

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For someone who doesn't like football, I sure still laughed my ass of when I read this. Awesome, pure awesome.
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Rutledge222
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hahaha dude your mom wins in every way for sending you that, yes it sucks for you... but it as the saying goes, "Its Hilarious when its not happening to you!"

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