YankeeInRaleigh wrote:
Stuuuu, I cant find the pages where you tell the original story, so from what i'm hearing they had a pig which got eaten by their dogs, were on the news for it, and are now doing it again. What kind of dogs are they? What kind of pig? Is it the kind that stays small, or is it going to get big? Is it only vulnerable to the dogs while it's a piglet? Would it be safe after a certain age?
Just trying to get a feel for the problem. From what i've heard so far i'm gonna have to advocate neighborhood quasi-vigilantism. A pig-snatching might be in order. I'd say set up a safe place for the pig to go, like, some farm of something which will take it. Then wait till the next opportunity you have to grab the pig when it gets out, (making sure you're not seen...) grab it, get it to the safe spot. Viola.
There are some sick sons-a-bitches out there. Now I would have been able to stomach the first in a "shame on them" type deal. I would have intervened as soon as I saw a second pig. You are a far better man than I. Now as it pertains to your current situation. I would call a farm and explain the recent occurances or just tell them that you are looking to donate a pig because you were unable to properly care for it. Seeing how you have reacted to this I am sure that you would be able to care for the little guy.
This "crime" with which you are contemplating committing is completely justifiable.
Other acceptable means of vigilante punishment include letting air out of tires, placing a piece of shit on corner of car windshield so that wipers will not push it off, and doing an Arabian bullwhip on their front door. Urban dictionary that. I feel no sympathy for this asshole at all.