According to Forbes Magazine, Austria is the No.1 haven for retirements.
http://www.forbes.com/2009/10/15/ten-best-retirement-havens-personal-finance-retire-abroad.html

I guess we will be the Florida of the world ... So, think about it, maybe we will see each other one day

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Better start brushing up on my Germanic languages...

Well, #1 retirement spot for those wishing to move abroad...I think Florida and Arizona still have Austria beat overall

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Hold my beer and watch this...

Well, Thailand is No. 2 and they speak the language of love

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...no thanks...pedophilia, transexualism, and autoerotic asphyxiation aren't part of my retirement plans.

Everyone love Kangaroos, that's why!

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

I think you read Austria as Australia... but if I had to choose between the two I'd go with Austria.

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All the things we wanted each other to be we'll never be.

oh...

i start collecting bottles of beer for ETC

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HOCKEY IS BACK!

Austria you say....guess i'll start working on my hitler 'stache




(too soon?)

I read Maddow as Maddoff.......but had 3/4 of a bottle of Quevro ingested.....what's your excuse?

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

(too stupid?)

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HOCKEY IS BACK!

oh jesus yhoshi, dont get all pissy, all you europeans are protected on here from even the tiniest inkling of bigotry of any sort...so why dont you meet us halfway and have a sense of humor? or at least dont get your panties all wound up.

(too harsh?) I can't tell who is joking anymore. Damn you internets!

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

So are you implying that people SHOULD be allowed to trash our European members 'just because'?

That's bullshit.

I'm sure if you lived in a country that spawned one of the worst dictatorial murderers in the history of the world you probably wouldn't appreciate jokes about it either.

It'll never be appropriate for a Hitler joke unless you're trashing the fucknut.

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mechaphil

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

I share a birth date with the aforementioned, so i try to keep a low profile whenever he is mentioned...that is all

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"I don't feel like Satan, but I am to them"
Neil Young

OK, so Mel Brooks is the only guy ever to be able to properly pull off some Hitler humor

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mechaphil

And the Columbine Massacre...shit, man, you need to somehow change your birth date.

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mechaphil

Please, he wasn't that terrible, I mean he only murdered about 10 million people or so. I mean it was the big thing then, Stalin murdered millions also, everyone does it.



Please hint the sarcasm.

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