Real men share needles also.

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I am almost the exact way, and my outcome is the same - almost always healthy. The one difference is that Joshua has the magic bullet that always gets me sick if he is, too.

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mechaphil

There needs to be a high-five emoticon, because I would have posted it if it existed.

I've not been sick with anything more severe than 24-hour colds since I was five (except for when I basically had mono my entire freshman year of high school, and when I had laryngitis and hand-foot-and-mouth disease/Coxsackie virus for three months when I was ten lol).

I fear nothing.

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‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

Yeah I'm the same way, ETC... I don't understand the girls who squat over the toilet in a public bathroom or use toilet paper to cover the seat. Not to sound crass, but you're putting your ASS on the seat...it's not like you're eating off it. It's those damn squatters that get their pee every where on the seat which makes them gross to sit on in the first place. Tsk tsk...

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

Plus, the toilet really is the cleanest place in the house... Yeah, yeah, public restrooms, but most of them are kept clean, and MythBusters may not have done this (I'm not sure; I know they did that with a house), but my sophomore year of high school for a biology lab we swabbed all these different places around our school and made bacteria cultures, and the toilets were the cleanest places in the school by far. So, uh. STOP THE HOVERING. Urine on the seat is a real pain to wipe up, and you know what, even if there was urine on the seat before you used it, guess what? It's sterile. Nothing. To. Worry. About. In fact, it's probably good to have it there. lol.

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‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

I like being a guy, we stand up, hold onto something, and piss into the wall.

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I wipe I wash. No wipe...no wash.

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The wiener slot is definitely not useless in situations where one needs to be discreet.

I read someplace you can catch crabs via toilet seat. I never really understood squatting, it just seemed like a recipe for making a mess, so I actually carry around toilet seat covers in my purse. They've actually come in handy for other things too, like my friend cut his finger with no bandaid around, so we wrapped it in toilet seat covers

Actually one can get crabs from a toilet seat. If an errant hair with eggs is on it, one can pick it up and transfer....but today, most everyone shaves so it's not that easy. Crabs are simply crotch lice.
*shudders*

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

Everyone who gets crabs will tell you they caught it from a toilet seat...

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

knew a guy once, got crabs in his beard...the joke of the year was he got them from the seat....said he was praying to the toilet god one night...musta got em then..... LOL

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

Bruce washed as much off as he could in the restroom. The girl had been drinking red wine from a bota bag; so the smell was beyong foul.......

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

and what situations would those be????

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Check out my website: http://www.artistzero.com

"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat."

Driver of the FIRE LINDY RUFF Bandwagon since 2008.

Red?! Yikes, he must have looked like he comitted a murder

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

'Twould be... fun.. to walk the streets like that. Except walk like a zombie, to make it even better and more theatrical.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

I'm gonna Piss on you.

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I think you know.

dibs

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You don't want

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mechaphil