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ironyisadeadscene
PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:15 pm 
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sex in exotic places? DO want.

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sex in exotic places? DO want.



It's very intense; especially if semi public........ ;)

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Howie Hodge wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
sex in exotic places? DO want.



It's very intense; especially if semi public........ ;)

my friend fornicated on a hillside with this one girl.


that kind made any movie theater story seem insignificant.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:46 am 
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i fucked in a wal-mart changing room. was pretty fun.

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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
i fucked in a wal-mart changing room. was pretty fun.


Not that proud of this one...but...on the sink of an unlocked womens bathroom, in a waffle house at 3am in colorado springs. Dirty...but delicious.

Neither of us washed our hands after :)


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I was in the bathroom at a local college a few years back and a woman comes strolling in as bold as you pleased. I was washing my hands and just stared at her as she walked into the stall. She was looking at me kind of funny, and I was thinking, "well, things have certainly changed on college campuses since I was younger."

I finished up and gave one last look back as I left. That is when I saw the sign the faded sign above the door.

It said, "WOMENS."

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Space Mountain

My cousin just texted me that he was walking into that exact Disney World ride less than five minutes ago. Creepy....
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On top of a parking garage...in a church...on a church...I could go on

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Melly317
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Yeah I'm the same way, ETC... I don't understand the girls who squat over the toilet in a public bathroom or use toilet paper to cover the seat. Not to sound crass, but you're putting your ASS on the seat...it's not like you're eating off it. It's those damn squatters that get their pee every where on the seat which makes them gross to sit on in the first place. Tsk tsk...


I hate squatters. There are a bunch at work and I always seem to walk into the stall with piss all over the seat.

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Melly317 wrote:
fly as hale wrote:
Yeah I'm the same way, ETC... I don't understand the girls who squat over the toilet in a public bathroom or use toilet paper to cover the seat. Not to sound crass, but you're putting your ASS on the seat...it's not like you're eating off it. It's those damn squatters that get their pee every where on the seat which makes them gross to sit on in the first place. Tsk tsk...


I hate squatters. There are a bunch at work and I always seem to walk into the stall with piss all over the seat.


If you arent sitting...LIFT DA SEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gender not an issue, just lift the seat. If a butt is hoovering and the liquid hits the seat, it splatters and the concept of not getting a piss butt becomes a moot point.....

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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
i fucked in a wal-mart changing room. was pretty fun.

Definition of class right there.

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Ba Boom!

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At a client site I was cabling....

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i'd say this is a good reason. i know staph lives on the skin as i've seen it under the microscope in lab.

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I had not seen the gif that is your avatar since the 06-07 season. Thank you for that. :lol:

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fly as hale wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
i fucked in a wal-mart changing room. was pretty fun.

Definition of class right there.

how about a bathroom at a LaGuardia terminal during a long delay?

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Los9090 wrote:
fly as hale wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
i fucked in a wal-mart changing room. was pretty fun.

Definition of class right there.

how about a bathroom at a LaGuardia terminal during a long delay?


I got frisky in a movie theatre once

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fly as hale wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
i fucked in a wal-mart changing room. was pretty fun.

Definition of class right there.


so? it was fun.

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ironyisadeadscene wrote:
fly as hale wrote:
ironyisadeadscene wrote:
i fucked in a wal-mart changing room. was pretty fun.

Definition of class right there.


so? it was fun.

If it was fun, who cares?

Fun is all that matters anyways.

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i dominated her. and she liked it.

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