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Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

Ringworm sleeps comfortably around your umbilicus.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

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The Sloth Formerly Known As Mothra's Subatomic Dopplebock

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Hold my beer and watch this...

You are as truthful as a Communist in the streets of Milan.

Ha ha ha ha ha, amazing.

Doppelbock is great, Weihnachtsbock bier
but it's strong

Edith says : Viscious Pale Ale

or The Vampire Bat Formerly Known As Marcel Mersault's Non-Euclidean Dopplebock

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HOCKEY IS BACK!

Cretins and vermin cannot compare with the depths of your cousins.

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Wheelhouse

Your dainty nostrils flare with the humblest grandiosity of an ant swallowing a water buffalo.

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

Holy wtf...

"Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyra mids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, inef fable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand."

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

May your shit always sport dog on the bottom of your shoe.