Hope there's not a cat in this shot...I looked for one just in case I was called a perv....

I'm horrible at coming up with halloween costumes. the most creative I got was medusa one year.

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this place feels more like home, with one big happy family

I have these Swedish rally clothes that I'm going to wear.

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

the general rule of thumb about girls is this: a girl can proclaim to be anything, some things very original. she could say, "look! im going as kobe bryant!" then you see her and shes wearing heels, with boy short panties and a bra that someone wrong a small number 24 in sharpie on. or, HEY, IM A NINJA TURTLE! and shes wearing green bra and green panties. the rule of thumb is girls will look slutty no matter what they dress as, and its just an excuse.

not that i mind it. one year, we went to the bar, got super fucked up. anyways, these girls went as the legends of the hidden temple or whatever. that game show. they even had the bike helmets..... long story short, i woke up the next morning on a friends couch, wearing one of the helmets. no, i didnt get laid, i stole it and wore it to sleep that night, apparently.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

I can't decide between Punch Imlach and The Dude

Oh, and Alex - I've told you before and I'll tell you again - BE BONES

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mechaphil

Damnit Phil, I'm a boy with a scar on his head, not a doctor...er wait...

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

I'm going to be "That Grumpy Bastard That Lives There". Cause lord knows the kids in my neighborhood already call me that.

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The Lounge Rat

my friend wants to go as Pennywise the Clown...ummm big mistake IMO, especially if he wants to get laid

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

The bar I worked at had a contest...the winners were a couple...the girl was a blow-up hand, the guy, a blow-up dick and balls. For the win, she acted as a hand normally would in that situation, and he had one of those cans of shooting string which, yep you guessed it...shot out of the end of the costume all over the ceiling.....

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

It's likely been done before, but one Halloween I used my "relationship status" to my advantage.

Wrapped myself up in tinfoil and went out as "Left overs"

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If it's a tight squeeze, spit on it! - NyI

He's a middling AHL player who had the good fortune of a drunk arbitrator. - The Squanto re: Tim Kennedy

Good luck as Punch Imlach!! George Punch Imlach was a leeeetle man......

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

i wanna be the asshole who sprays kids with a hose when they come to trick or treat. but at 25, its not acceptable. plus my mom loves halloween so much. she dresses up and looks forward to giving kids candy for months. one time, she sat in a chair for two hours and didnt get one trick or treater. it made her cry. so i got all my friends together and we all came to the door a minute a part to get candy.

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My great-grandfather lived behind me until he died just over 9 years ago. He always looked forward to Halloween and passing out candy. Each year, he would count how many trick-or-treaters came to the door, and the number was getting lower as the years progressed. It made him sad to see dwindling numbers.

I miss him.

I don't mind the little kids; it's really cute to see them. Anyone who is in high school should stay at home.

A woman was going around one year (early twenties) trick or treating with no costume. When I asked her why she was even out - she pointed to her pregnant belly. Maybe the only time I told someone to get lost at halloween.

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Reminds me of the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode when Larry refused to give candy to two teenaged girls who didn't have costumes. He woke up the next morning to see that his house had been TP'ed and "BALD ASSHOLE" had been spray painted across his front door. I <3 Larry David.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

we need more ladies in halloween costumes. LOL

every time i watch this show, i begin to like it even more. his wife in the show is hot for an "older" woman.

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And what is your definition of an "older" woman?

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.