Thank you. I am constantly trying to explain the lose/lose scenarios guys get stuck in all the time to my g/f. Maybe you can explain it to her better.

Never try to explain things to females....we know we are the stronger sex and just man-up and deal with it...keep quiet as it were....all in the name of getting laid...at some point.

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

tiger and his wife still staying quiet to the state troopers about what went down....getting more and more suspicious every day.

Had a fun bout with sexism in a sociology class. Prof asked the males in the class to get together and name characteristics of females. Asked females to get together and name characteristics of males. Gave them a few minutes to do so.

Every single adjective the males came up with was negative. Every. Single. One. It infuriated me, because the things the girls came up with were almost all complimentary.

I raised my hand and asked them why they bothered to date us. *crickets*

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

He could have been driving like a crazy guy running away from his wife

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just call me Brad

Twitter @BUrbanowicz13

Thats easy....sex.

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

All of you men are just................PIGS!! <runs off crying>

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

WAT HAPPEN? WAD I DO? LUCY!!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!! fuck! shit! fucked up again!!! damn..LUCY!!!!!

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

"Who the FUCK is LUCY? This better be good, pal!"

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

Alleged mistress at the heart of the Tiger Woods Affair maelstrom....hmmm.

And Tiger's lovely bride, Elin:
Wonder what he's thinking?

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"Sarcasm and cynicism: Just two of the many services I provide."
"Never make someone a priority when you are only an option for them."
"You can't polish a turd."

They blew off the highway patrol three times already. Now he comes out and say that it's not domestic related and that it was all his fault. Of course it is, when you go out fuck around and the National Enquirer catches wind of it.

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At least he tried to get away and not revert to trying to subdue her; then he would have a cut lip and be in jail with Hershel on HIS ass....... But at the same time, he kinda looks like a pussy instead of an asshole.......we cant win..... [/quote]
Thank you. I am constantly trying to explain the lose/lose scenarios guys get stuck in all the time to my g/f. Maybe you can explain it to her better.[/quote]


Never try to explain things to females....we know we are the stronger sex and just man-up and deal with it...keep quiet as it were....all in the name of getting laid...at some point.[/quote]

Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.[/quote]
All of you men are just................PIGS!! <runs off crying>



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WAT HAPPEN? WAD I DO? LUCY!!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!! fuck! shit! fucked up again!!! damn..LUCY!!!!! [/quote]
"Who the FUCK is LUCY? This better be good, pal!"

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Ummmmm. you're not Lucy? IT WASNT MY FAULT! SHE BRAINWASHED ME! THE SPIRITUAL VORTEX WAS MOVED! THE GOVERNMENT IS POISONING US! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!!

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

Easy...threesome

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

Mr. Woods clearly has impaired vision if he's really steppin out on his wife with that other woman.

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mechaphil

The "Other Woman" is world class.........

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-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

not a fair comparision. one picture, the chicks hammered and taken at.... a rest stop? the other is after hours of airbrushing and make up and planning and 7348823 other shots. id lay the pipe to both of em.

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Tiger got beat up by his wife and is too humiliated to admit it.

She was pissed about the cheating report and scratched him up, he tried to escape in the Escalade, she smashed his car window with a golf club as he drove off, he hit a fire hydrant, she pounded the shit out of him until he was lying in the street unconscious, and now Woods is too embarrassed to admit to the public he got his ass kicked by a girl!

bahahahaha!!

Time for Tanya Harding to make an appearance...

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

This is funny.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

ive gotten my ass kicked by my sister all the time because i refuse to hit her back.

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And now you get your anger out through your avatar!!!

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