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MsRussellBeebe
PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:31 pm 
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Howie Hodge wrote:
The "Other Woman" is world class......... ;)

That's why I picked that particular photo-Being that you are a connoisseur of "world class". :twisted: ;) :lol:

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Howie Hodge
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End The Curse wrote:
Tiger got beat up by his wife and is too humiliated to admit it.

She was pissed about the cheating report and scratched him up, he tried to escape in the Escalade, she smashed his car window with a golf club as he drove off, he hit a fire hydrant, she pounded the shit out of him until he was lying in the street unconscious, and now Woods is too embarrassed to admit to the public he got his ass kicked by a girl!

bahahahaha!!

Time for Tanya Harding to make an appearance...



BINGO!! :lol:

A real athlete wouldn't get his ass kicked by a woman!! :dance:

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Goes to show that even marrying a beautiful women doesn't mean a man will stay true.

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Goes to show that even marrying a beautiful women doesn't mean a man will stay true.

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Howie Hodge
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Tiger Woods drives well on the fairway but doesn't fare well on the driveway.

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Hell hath no fury like the wrath of a jilted woman....she was gonna knock his cheatin ass out, unzip him and tee off..... *take this fucker! as she putts his package*

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Los9090
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ItsMe wrote:
Hell hath no fury like the wrath of a jilted woman....she was gonna knock his cheatin ass out, unzip him and tee off..... *take this fucker! as she putts his package*

You really don't like it when men cheat do you? :think:
There are reasons why men and women cheat ya know...

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like being dumbasses? I too hate cheaters, but not to a feverish extent. ;)

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Los9090 wrote:
ItsMe wrote:
Hell hath no fury like the wrath of a jilted woman....she was gonna knock his cheatin ass out, unzip him and tee off..... *take this fucker! as she putts his package*

You really don't like it when men cheat do you? :think:
There are reasons why men and women cheat ya know...


I dont like it when anyone cheats on anyone.....And the single reason anyone cheats is simply internal; a lack of self respect and internal dishonor...... if men cheated on me, Id be gay and that, I am not. Way to make a light hearted joke into a rant........

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