Not a very good week for Eldridge. Tabloids report his affair, wife beats him up, he crashes his car, media swarms, police investigate... and now the voice mail to his girlfriend is released. Oh, and how many millions in endorsements you think Tiger's losing per hour at this point?

Gotta be huge. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

Eldridge?

Oh snap...there's no ambiguity in that call

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Hold my beer and watch this...

Tiger has nothing to fear but fear itself. He must be a billionaire already.

Now more girls have come forward (there are three right now in total) the voicemail girl also released some texts messages and was on a reality show which she bragged about her relationship with tiger the entire time on tape... another girl has a receipt of a trip to australia tiger paid for...he pretty much is screwed

I'm loving this whole thing.

I have absolutely HATED Tiger Woods ever since he bashed hockey a couple of years ago.

Who watches hockey?

Who watches GOLF?? Ass hole.

I've heard from people who met him that he's not a very nice person. This just further emphasizes that belief.

Karma's a bitch, eh Woods?

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Wheelhouse

I would rather die than be famous.

What on earth. His wife should know about it, and no one else.

At least it's true, though.

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Miles to go before I sleep

‎"Love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation."
-Khalil Gibran

i feel absolutely horrible for his wife

...and loving every second of it.

Oh noes, I got caught doing what I enjoy??

So my wife divorces me(sucks I have to give her loot, but I have SOOOOO much it don't matter). Who cares. Now I can go play pimp daddy like I wanted to anyways. Time to get the cameras off Mizz Hilton for a while to capture the next hot babe I'll have on my shoulder.

Poor Tiger???????????// I think not.

Sooo...a filthy rich, superstar athlete cheated on his hot wife with sleazy, attention grabbing whores? Shocking!

The only amusing part of this whole story is the fact that his wife chased him with (presumably) one of his golf clubs, which made him crash into a fire hydrant and a tree. That's pretty priceless. I really couldn't care less about anything else. I feel bad for his wife, obviously. Just because this very private matter is now being exposed to the public and she has to deal with that.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

Tiger Jokes! Get 'em while they're hot!

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They’re both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians!

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between the iron or the wood.

Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.

This morning, his agent announced that the new nickname for Tiger will either be Cheetah or Lion.

His wife Elin told police that she went for a rescue wood, but it looks like she really went for the driver.

Did you hear that he inspired a new Kung Fu movie to be released? “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.”

Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning? Then you can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.

Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

Ummmmmm Bill Clinton cheated multiple times and gets a pass? I'm not getting the hypocrisy here....Cheating is cheating. She should have teed off his balls....or maybe thats why he was running away.

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

I always wonder though if Hillary was also cheating on Bill.

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"...they came down into the stands and asked if I knew how to do play by play. I said...No. But. I'll take a shot at it if you want".- Rick Jeanneret

Why does society care about monogomy? I mean, if we are truly open than we should not care in the least how many partners someone has. We seem to be entirely intolerant of free love, but completely tolerant of every other sexual variation.

Seriously, why should being faithful matter even a little bit? Sex with who you want when you want is certainly more evolved. Marriage is a business relationship and a teamwork of child care, but sex is completely separate and unrelated. It's about pleasure, no different than food and drink. To limit it to one person is cruel to both partners.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

She was...with Janet Reno.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

ETC, cheat on your wife much?

And good christ, I still don't get it. His wife is absolutely stunning, and he was cheating on her with a trollop. She (the mistress) must put out some serious ass.

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mechaphil

I believe Bill and Hillary's relationship is more of an arrangement from two highly intelligent, driven individuals. The fact people perceive "Marriage" as the norm mandated this, in reality, for any political aspirations.

I always chuckled when people said how mad Hillary must have been with Bill due to his playing around. I believe she may have been mad he was caught and it made news; but no way did I ever sense she was felt a sense of betrayal from him.

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"I'll rap you with my cane; you pencil necked geek!!"

-Bowler, imitating Freddy Blassie, at the very first M & G.

Naaa, just provoking as usual.

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Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, 'cause I get better looking each day. To know me is to love me, I must be a hell of a man. Oh lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm doin' the best that I can.

The very reason I would never vote for her, or him, nor give either any respect. A marriage is a commitment to honor and trust, both internally and to your partner. Cheating sucks and the emotional trauma from it is life lasting and devastating.

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I try to think, but nuttin happens.......Curley Howard
There is no past as it exists merely as a slippery bond tying the memories of the past to the dreams of the future.............Me
If we started life as an old person and lived until we were young, we would eventually finish off fucked as an orgasm.......George Carlin

As do I.... until she get that nice shiny Kobe Special.

Cheating is a terrible thing, but unfortunately for those that are rich and famous it's less of the exception and more of the rule.