It has come to my attention that Ryan Miller is not contributing anything offensively. He just sits in his rediculous little blue half circle like he's on a time out and waits for people to come charging in and shoot things at him. He even needs special padding so his feelings won't get hurt. Our team is so pissed that at times they don't bother clearing the puck and just watch him get wailed on for a while. And the idiot can't even get out of the way of the pucks!?!?!? What are we paying him for?

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

The guy does nothing but drag down those around him. Think of who we could have signed if we didn't ink him to a long term deal.

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Horrible team guy, horrible locker room guy, 0 points this year.

I want the bastard gone! Team cancer if you ask me.


haha

Who?

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Wheelhouse

No wonder we are 10-21-2 this year...

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

I realize that this thread is intended as a friendly jab at anyone critical of the team - However, let's please try to restrict "joke" threads to the Lounge.

It may seem "cute" to some, but can also be interpreted as "trolling" by anyone who could be tempted to post that not everyone is "drinking the Kool-Aid", and that fans are entitled to be dissatisfied by certain player attitudes and performances, in spite of the team's overall record.

One need not be dogmatic, in either their support or criticism of the team.

"I told you so" threads, are equally inflammatory - Let's please try to avoid them both.

Thanx.

Um... I hate to break it to you, but this isn't a joke.

He really sucks. Bad. Mr. Softeee, DING DING DING DING DING!

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'Nuff said.

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Well said. A good troll can camouflage himself in these threads like a chameleon.

He's lazy. He can't even play a full season. Everyone is always worried when he will get some rest. Maybe if he could play 82 games this wouldn't be a problem.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

I just decided to make a thread that would attempt to lighten the atmosphere of this board. Half of these threads are spinning into OMG *whoever* Sucks threads intentional or not, so I assumed that a thread saying Miller sucks would lighten the mood a bit and show that we are in fact a good team.

And now I'm going to be flagrantly obnoxious and say the following...

Arggg you got me! I am in fact a troll who has been infiltrating these boards since a few weeks or so into it's existence. My few hundred posts are merely attempts to divert your attention until I can unleash a massive troll bomb on all your threadz!!!

Rant over. If you want you can move this thread or even destroy it if you wish.

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

He is never moving his feet....but for some reason he needs rest?? All he does is sit there! And 0 points! Trade him!!!!!!!!

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"Ah...composite sticks...you can't beat 'em...unless you have a wooden one..."-Harry Neale

In Pegula We We Trust!

Worthless, a bag of pucks could do better, at least they want to get into the net.

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To be honest though I wouldn't even be surprised if they dressed him as forward if he would score a goal. Dude has passion. Remember when he said he was a kid he told his dad (who was his coach) that he wanted to be a goalie, and his dad wasn't sure about the idea, so he told him to score some goals to get the team back into the game and then he'd consider it... He ended up scoring a hat-trick and an assit or something like that.

Think about it Lindy...

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

"miller sukks"
---schonygal circa 07-08.

what do you have to say for yourself missy?

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he's got to start going end to end with the puck like myers does....if he doesn't want to do this.....then trade his ass

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"It is more about them than it is about the team...Cannot play with them, cannot win with them, cannot coach with them. Can't do it. I want winners. I want people that want to win." - Mike Singletary

Tyler Myers - Future captain of the Buffalo Sabres, and future Norris Trophy Winner

Manning the machine gun on the Tyler Myers Bandwagon - just in case any teams have an idea of prying him away from us (3 GM's shot already)

Connolly/Roy - 2 goals in the last 47 playoff games

for real! all he does is stand in front of the net! how tired can he be?! hes so lazy, he never joins in the rush

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FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN

"on the ice now for buffalo, looking for the pass, and gets it, afinogenov, couldnt get the shot away, now HE DOES, HE SCORES!!!! HOLY MACKEREL ROLE THE HIGH LIGHT FILM, MAXIM AFINOGENOV, WHAT A MOVE!!!!.... thats not fair... that was unbelievable"
-R.J. and Lorenz

OMFG! Are you guys fucking serious? Now you're ripping on Ryan?

I can't take it here. You guys are morons. HE'S THE HEART AND SOUL OF THIS FUCKING TEAM.

No matter what they do, this team will never make you guys happy. Un-fucking-believable.

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