Hey, this is kind of a fun thing to do. We did it a few years back as a drinking game, with musicians.

Here's how it goes; you have to start off and address yourself as a player.

Hi, I'm Tim Kennedy...

then follow it up with a humorous gift they should ask for, for Christmas

and All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth...

Seems simple and childish, but it's kinda fun, and people get really creative with it.

So once again;

Hi, I'm Tim Kennedy, and all I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

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"She's like plan C after an 18 pack"

Squanto 7/27/2010

I'm Patrick Kaleta and all I want for Christmas is Jarkko Ruutu with puck possession and his head down.

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Hold my beer and watch this...

I'm Jason and I want that witch to un-hex my sticks.

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"Call a cop he robbed Delmore blind!!!"
Rick Jeanerette after Marty Biron's diving save back in 2000.

"I'm going to go to the spa and have a hot tub and massage and relax," Miller said. "That's it, and it's back to work tomorrow." Ryan Miller after clinching the North East division.

I'm derek, and all I want for Christmas is a boyfriend.

Im Tim Connolly and all I want for Christmas is some more passion for the sport.

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LETS GO BUFFALO!

hi, im mike davey, sabres fan. all i want for christmas is a sabres stanley cup final berth.

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Hi, I'm The Grier and all I want for Christmas is... aw, who am I kidding. I can just will anything I want out of thin air.

Ham

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Do you believe yet?

Hi I'm Tyler Myers, and all I want for Christmas is more ICE TIME.

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hi im the sabres powerplay and all i want for christmas is to be euthanized.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

Hi I'm Thomas Vanek, and all I want is for the pucks to go in the net.

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Hi, I'm Mike Grier and all I want for Christmas is for fans to stop asking which one I am.

Ham

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Do you believe yet?

Hi, I'm Darcy regier, and all I want for Christmas is to spend some money on players without Golisano kicking me in my balls.

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"Counting all the assholes in the room, I'm definitely not alone!" ~ Michael Poulsen, Volbeat, Still Standing.

hi, im drew stafford, and all i want for christmas is a shooter tooter. me and my pal jason pominville would use it alot!

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Hi, I'm Patrick Lalime and all I want for Christmas is a seat cushion.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

Hi, I'm Derek Roy and all I want for Christmas is fashion sense.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

Hi, I'm Jason Pominville and all I want for Christmas is a stick that doesn't break. Definitely.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

Hi, I'm Nathan Paetsch and all I want for Christmas is a defenseman shortage.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

We're Chris Butler and Clarke MacArthur. All we want for Christmas is for two minuses to make a plus.

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Proud LGBTQQ Individual

Hi, I'm Ryan Miller and all I want for Christmas is Scott Gomez's throat slashed.

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hockey Night in Buffalo

Hi, my name is Jason Pominville, and all I want for Christmas is a thesaurus.